Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
Another year over and a new one just begun…
5 dollor, me love you long time.
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
…that due to “unfortunate economic conditions” his fellow citizens would have to “tighten their belts” this year. He then proceeded to tighten his own belt by consuming an eight course dinner including a whole pheasant.
…something in Korean…
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
…A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boom!
…that Fred Flintstone, what an actor
Mini-me, you complete me
…”We will bury you – we have plenty of dirt, and slave labor.”
…the long and the short of it, I like Dennis Rodman.
Rike my daddy say, when you see Arec Barrwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.
That North Korea’s position as a world technology leader has convinced several prominent Nigerian Princes to extradite 100,000,000 (ONE HUNDRED MILLION US DOLLARS) the people’s republic of North Korea. Once the princes receive our bank account numbers, and a nominal transaction fee, we’ll all be very rich!
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
I have tried and tried to institutionalize perfect socialism in my country and I am saddened that Barack Obama has succeeded in the United States far beyond whatever meager dreams I held for North Korea. I weep.
I want you in mah BELLY!
…many delightful things while being accompanied by Tom Hanks on a giant keyboard with a rousing rendition of “Heart and Seoul”.
…allow me to introduce the Isley Brothers performing their Seoul Train! https://youtu.be/KgV71iGg3wY
In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…
the Kimchi is on special today.
.. K-Pop Kim-Jong Style.
… Feliz Navy, Dad.
… Watch out! Like Obama, I have a Phnom and a Penh.