Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
You have a head.
… they’re trying to market “Shoulders” anti-dandruff shampoo.
…that famous French phrase, “Off with your head!” is enough for them.
…”We, at ISIS, don’t need no stiiinking reason!”
…..failing to vote for
ObamaHillary.… there are only 365 days left to do it to Americans consequence-free.
…”We at
The FBIISIS don’t have a sense of humor that we’re aware of.”…to keep in practice.
Not being “Ready for Hillary” or “Feeling the Bern”.
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
Well, they’ll behead ya when you’re trying to be so good
They’ll behead ya just a-like they said they would
They’ll behead ya when you’re tryin’ to go home
Then they’ll behead ya when you’re there all alone
But you will not live to regret it
Infidels must get beheaded
Well, they’ll behead ya when you’re walkin’ ‘long the street
They’ll behead ya when you’re tryin’ to keep your seat
They’ll behead ya when you’re walkin’ on the floor
They’ll behead ya when you’re walkin’ to the door
But you won’t live so long as to regret it
Infidels must get beheaded.
They’ll behead ya when you’re at the breakfast table
They’ll behead ya when you are young and able
They’ll behead ya when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
They’ll behead ya and then they’ll say, “Good luck”
Tell ya what, you will not live to long to regret it
Infidels must get beheaded
Well, they’ll behead you and say that it’s the end
Then they’ll behead you and then they’ll come back again
They’ll behead you when you’re riding in your car
They’ll behead you when you’re playing your guitar
Yes, but you won’t live so long to regret it
Infidels must get beheaded
Well, they’ll behead you when you walk all alone
They’ll behead you when you are walking home
They’ll behead you and then say you are brave
They’ll behead you when you are set down in your grave
But I would not act like you regret it
Infidels must get beheaded
We don’t need no @#$%&% reason, we’re ISIS #!$(%!
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
failure to take Global Warming seriously.
just got into Reno, wanted to watch someone die.
trying to make them pronounce LGBTQIA
the crease in your pants.
you forgot to bring the 3 bean dip.
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
You mentioned Fight Club.
Don’t believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
you are NOT Chuck Norris.
surely you have a spare?
they are the New, Improved ISIS. Now with 50% more beheading power!
… to create I.Q. parity between you and them.
…most gratuitous use of the word belgium in a serious screenplay
…for following sheep too close.
@14 That solicited a warm chuckle.
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
Berbers being asked to take “a little off the top”.
Making sure that the knife sharpener wasn’t just lying
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…for putting ketchup on the fries instead of beside the fries.
# 13 – Winner!
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
…not giving up the cookie recipe
…going 66 in a 65
…if the name of the present day ends with the letter y.
…you try to compliment one of them, “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, “Scent Of A Woman.” Who-ah! Who-ah!”
…they are seriously amused by the word “lop” – Lop…hahahahahaha….
Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…
cis-genderism. Ooops, my bad. That’s the list of things that will get you beheaded by Liberal Progressives.
…being related to Anne Boleyn (or having six fingers)
…telling them they were named after an Egyptian goddess.
Taking sixteen minutes to save them money on car insurance.
Claiming that Brosnan made a better Bond than Connery.
Bringing back ranch dip with their chicken nuggets when they specifically told you they wanted the honey mustard.
You told him the “Canadian bacon” on his breakfast muffin wasn’t really bacon.
… their similarity to the Sever-Ready Bunny.
(“They just keep goating, and goating, and goating . . . “)
… a bad day at the off-face?
… the fact that you exist and are not muslim.
Congratulations: you have just learned all there is to know about islam.
…you’re gay and they’re afraid of tall buildings.
…the Dept. of Education bought up all the bullets.
…BOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!
…being inspired by Oppo to insult Islam by listing a reason not to be beheaded.
…Science! NASA has tasked them with re-discovering gravity by observing falling objects.
…Obama didn’t read the fine print on his latest surrender agreement with Iran.