Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
will usher in the Age of Aquarius.
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
has a touch of Wile Coyote to it.
ready, fire, aim
stops Joe Biden from shooting off his shotgun… and his mouth.
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
has to work or there will be no people to save from Climate change!
…bans Salad Shooters
…is a requirement of the surrender agreement negotiated by John Kerry with the Iranian Mullahs.
…prevents Kim Jong-Un from getting the Illidium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
…bans Kim JonG-UN
…forces Peyton Manning to take all snaps from under center…
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
…, unlike his head, is pointless.
… will be supplemented by his new Rifle control executive order, after he talks with Gunny.
…will be used by the NRA to promote gun sales.
Straight Line of the Day: Obama’s New Gun Control Executive Order… was summed up in one soundbite as “If you like your gun you can keep your gun.”
… is really people control.
…requires all firearms to be safely identified from a distance. Therefore they must all be painted with bright yellow and orange paint and be labeled with the acronym for Not Ever Readily Fired.
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
retroactively disarms the defenders of the Alamo, and provides reparations to the Mexican army
requires homeowners with no guns to display a sign reading, “This house protected by spitballs”
is just over a year away from the Obama executive order bonfire
wouldn’t have stopped OJ. Or any other criminal or terrorist.
…enjoys the approval of both Valarie Jarrett and Anderson Cooper.
Is unconstitutional and the work of a tyrannical government that must be violently opposed. Sorry that’s not funny, but it is the truth.
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
…should be tried in Chicago first. Oh wait, it has. FAIL
…http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AHdPV4-g1Pg/UPHtpq2EqTI/AAAAAAAALB0/4dHB75uCs2s/s1600/Image001.jpg
…will be used to resolve all further GOP Presidential debates… at 40 paces.
… was aimed at the nation’s multi-tiered protections for the right to bear arms. He shed a tier.
…caused him to tear-up… also, wet his pants, crap his shorts, and begin mumbling in Farsi. Hey, the guy’s a mess.
aim center mass.
(Oppo @12: Ho-ah!)
would give Admiral Yamamoto room to consider invading the US mainland.
Obama’s new gun control executive order…
vill be carried out, ast all orders should be. Or ist the Russian Front for you!
@25:
“You now can invade the mainland United States:
There will be no rifle behind every “Leaves of Grass.”
— Jappie (Gleason) Yamahamamoto
Obama’s New Gun Control Executive Order…
gave him an atomic wedgie. That’s why he was crying.
Obama’s New Gun Control Executive Order… will lower your insurance premiums $2500…after you’re dead.
…puts all convicted thugs, gangbangers and terrorists on double secret probation, seeing as how they need remedial education in how not to get convicted.
…if successful will extend the average American life by .0000000001 seconds, and, finally, proof that Obama is a god.