Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Revealed! Facebook was secretly experimenting on its users by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Revealed! Facebook was secretly experimenting on its users by…
…introducing growth hormones into Farmville.
…offering access to NZT tablets.
Revealed! Facebook was secretly experimenting on its users by…
Liking stuff they didn’t.
…running meta data through the computers at Bluffdale UT.
… secretly replacing their Java with Folgerscript.
…blocking their cat videos.
… means of its thinly disguised “YouGenX” app.
Revealed! Facebook was secretly experimenting on its users by…
…crying while pushing gun control. That’s where Obama got the idea.
…doing blind taste tests with New Coke and Coke Classic.
…subliminally flashing Hillary 2016 on the screen
… the ill-conceived “Only Real Losers Stop Looking At Their Screen To Check Out Traffic” campaign.
… creating an endless selfie war in a double-blonde experiment.
… proving that they, too, can clone sheep.
“…Click here to see what happened next!”
…capturing their keystrokes and calling them Microagressions, albeit MicroSoftly.
. . . trying to implant personalities in them
. . . tempting them to get lives
Revealed! Facebook was secretly experimenting on its users by…
making them believe that being on Facebook was important in some way.
…tweaking the racial balance of the “People You Might Know” feature…
…blocking sensible comments…
…inserting rainbow flags EVERYWHERE!
…finding out how long it would take users to realize that long lost friend from high school was really a jerk and you now know why you haven’t spoken to him/her in 10+ years.
….seeing if they’re dumb enough to give
facebookthe government the passwords to all their email accounts.