Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial…
…”Sir Edmund’s namesake should not be jailed!”
…’It depends on the what the meaning of ISIS”.
…C’mon, I look just like Téa Leoni.
“I can still do the job from inside a prison cell!”
…”Reset the bar – I’m buying…”
…”I’m not old – I’m buying…”
The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial…
“When you need a liar and Chief, choose the best”.
Purging the payroll, one Ambassador at a time.
SQUIRREL!!!!!!
..”Do it for the old broad – I’m buying…”
The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial…
Trump may claim he could shoot some one, but I did.
The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial…
I know how to deal with Wall St. insiders, because I am one.
…”If I’m lying, I’m buying – so I’m buying…”
…Last time I left that house I was dead broke, but I had sacksfull of silver.
@9 +1 Vince thanks you.
The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial…
in 2000 I left the White House penniless, I will not repeat this mistake.
…Just ask Bill- I don’t suck.
…Old aged and senile is the new 60.
…What doesn’t kill me just makes me drunker.
…All butt and no brains, like a Kardashian in pant suits.
…Been bleary since Benghazi.
…Your vote? At this point it matters a lot because I’ll be dead in two years max.
. . . is “What difference, at this point, does it make?”
…Never swallowed, never will
…Only I can get to Putin on my knees, er, on his knees…..
…Or Else! (while walking slowly away from an exploding US map)
…Because I’m the farthest away from bat-shit crazy among all contenders
Vote Hillary or you’ll be Berned.
Leave it to Beaver.
“LEEEROY JENKINS!!!!”
(excerpts from “Pop goes the Evil” – Soon to be a coffee table book this campaign season)
Round and round the political stump,
Lib donors heard her pleas, so
Trying to cure her money woes,
POP! Goes the weasel
round and round with push polls slick
Huma toils and labors
Hoping she will be the trick
Pop, goes the weasel
Round and round the campaign trail
Speechmaking for her peoples
They’re hoping to get close to Bill
Pop, goes the weasel
Sec of State in beer goggles,
she’ll never thread a needle,
Ne’er had plan, nor vision anyway,
Pop, goes the Weasel
Favored to win the ’08 race,
A champion of the females,
but Obama was the Chosen One,
Pop, goes the weasel
Lewinski caught her husbands eye
an intern on her knees, “Oh!”
in the humidor again,
Pop, goes the weasel
Scooby van arrives in town
that’s what was called her vehic’l
her campaign was the Myst’ry Machine,
Pop, goes the weasel
The media asks such tough questions,
like “What’s your favorite color”
Hill always answers, “I am Groot”
Pop, goes the weasel
working on a healthcare care plan
more taxes, power, and rules
couldn’t pre-empt Obamacare
Pop goes the weasel.
Benghazi just won’t go away
She couldn’t save her people
just what difference anyway
Pop goes the weasel
Vince Foster used to be her fun
when Bill had his own stable
Then he had to eat a gun
Pop goes the weasel
Iran had some WMD’s
the Senator proclaimed, tho’
She knew she could blame Bush again
Pop Goes the weasel
Ken Starr and then perjury
Old Bill plied and wheedled
Played Good wife, bought a Senate seat
Pop Goes the weasel
Didn’t trust Gov IT guys
set up her own email
said that it was just for fun
Pop goes the weasel
Feds found top Secret documents
That were hidden with her email
She thought it would just go away
Pop goes the weasel
Duck and Dodge, in Bosnia,
There never was a Sniper,
another big lie, (EVERYONE!)
Pop goes the weasel
Chelsea’s glad they brought Huma along
It’s like she has two Mommies,
Add Bill, you have two dips and a Dad,
Pop Goes the weasel
First Lady in the Whitehouse slot
said she was part of the deal,
“With us, its always 2 for 1”
Pop goes the weasel.
America has a choice to make
To vote for pResident Evil
Vote for Hillary once, or more.
Pop! Goes the weasel.
…God bless Chocolate City and it’s vanilla suburbs
“I ain’t in no ways….{zzzzzz}”
Hillary – She might be hacking up a lung but she’s nothing to sneeze at.
Vote for me OR I’ll get you my pretty; and your little dog too!
… “You Have The Right To Remain Soylent”
… Plebiscite? I thought you said ‘plebicide’!
… [Commercial depicts the batches of emails released]
“Batches? We don’t need no stinkin’ batches!”
… [Commercial depicts the Takers vs. the Producers]
“That’s our Hitler!!” — The Producers
Hillary: Just Give Her What She Wants to Shut Her Up
[From the article]
It closes with Mrs. Clinton, back in October, assuring Iowa Democrats
[– in a thinly-veiled reference to the NSA –]
“I’m listening to you, . . .
and with your support,
[as the closing scene of Rosemary’s Baby plays across the screen:]
I’m going to deliver.”
… “Hillary: The Merkel on 34th Street”
…She pistol whipped a NRA member to a bloody pulp. She beat a global warming alarmist to a bloody pulp with a snow shovel when her flight was delayed. So don’t cross her unless you are an abortionist or an illegal alien. There are some places even a Democrat won’t go.
“I’ll kill you Leonard Nimoy”
“The clown has no p3nis.