Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The upside of DC being buried by a blizzard…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The upside of DC being buried by a blizzard…
…even though it’s still a high crime area, now it’s just parking tickets.
… unprepared muslims will become ISISicles.
… better than being buried by concrete
…staying in and posting on the SLotD
…Catching up on the Hallmark Channel’s Golden Girls marathon.
…having enough bread and milk to last for 8 months.
The upside is: They won’t be able to find some of these politicians until spring…
…the snow gets covered by soot, dirt and oil – which makes you wonder how dirty the town’s politicians are.
…it’s a ‘shovel ready’ job.
…it’s the least offensive snowjob we’ve ever gotten from D.C.
…you can’t see the flakes… for the flakes…
… so many of their mayoral candidates tend to be snow blowers.
Real shovel ready jobs.
…is that it got shut down.
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New York City!?Washington, D.C.!? We’re gonna have to shut you down!!”Shoot, the real question is “what’s the DOWNside?”
…the Dairy Queen that served it was an Affirmative Action hire that Obama was happy to get behind.
…speaking of behind, Michelle was very popular with the kids who mistook hers for Capitol Hill.
…Obama had several impromptu meetings with powerful Israeli dignitaries, but only to get the rear sidewalks shoveled for free.
…lawmakers stuck indoors had their first feelings of empathy, for those other caged rats.
. . . is getting a real-life illustration of the phrase, “a cold day in hell.”
…global warming will melt it quick and everything will be back to normal.
… it’s optics that will Obama wondering “Hey, isn’t Christmas sometime around now?”
… the hashtag #DCSoWhite hasn’t been overplayed yet.
… when it gets warmer, there are thousands of slush funds.
… there are no Weiners, only luge-ers.
… Sandra Fluke can get plowed again!
…Joe Biden can get lots of practice signing his name. (IYKWIMAITYD)
Politicians can write their names in yellow then watch as they disappear. (without wiping with a cloth)
The melt off might turn the place back into an actual swamp.