Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
requested the United Nations deploy peacekeepers to prevent Americans from leaving the country.
…is offering “personality tests”.
…started crying.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
said “I really care” just like it was written on his teleprompter. So there.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
made sure the White House fence was raised another couple of feet.
…is demanding a crackdown on all rental property owners…
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
prepared a strongly worded letter that he is going to post all along the border so that every illegal immigrant who passes it on their way into the US will know that he really, really cares.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
is offering an Executive Order that will punish severely anyone who colors outsides the borders of any picture. Joe Biden was devastated.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
called for increased restrictions on legal gun ownership figuring that, what the heck, the rubes might go for it sold to them in that fashion.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
has decided to return the US borders to their 1789 locations which he feels are more “defensible”.
…changed the designation of the White House from ‘bed and breakfast’ to ‘boarding house’.
…removed all the borders and hid them, so they wouldn’t be stolen
…put up YOU ARE NOW LEAVING THE U.S.A. signs to be seen by people crossing from Mexico into the U.S.
…demanded that Taco Bell cease and desist encouraging runs for the border.
To prove to critics that he really cares about border security, President Obama…
mentioned how one individual with no paperwork got through our border by way of Indonesia, and how America has suffered the last seven years as a result. President Jarrett subsequently fired the WH basement troll who impishly loaded that into his teleprompter.
. . . has asked that the entree for dinner at the White House this evening be border collie.
…. he’s going to focus like Al-Azar on it.
… he’s dusting off the Syrian red line and bringing it her, to use against Canada.
(“her” = “here”)
… he’s going to have the NSA eavesdrop on Merkel’s border control meetings, because those are working out so well.
…assigned an armed guard for each person attempting to cross over from Mexico.
…made all border states gringo free zones.
…had a couple of rappers remind their listeners that they are white hispanics.
…promised to dewhite zinfandel any liberal who opposes deporting illegals with an embarrassing number of felony convictions in their first twenty years of occupation.
. . . will issue an executive order to have the government restart Borders Books.
@18 – I just can’t follow all these inclusive pronouns any more…