Unpredictably Predictable

A new report claims that global warming could cause humans to develop webbed feet.

Followed by liberals complaining that global warming will dry up our oceans, rendering our new webbed feet useless for swimming; and the only way to avert the crisis is by granting more authority to government regulatory agencies.

3 Comments

  1. So a two degree rise in temperature will produce, in 100 years, an evolutionary leap that normally would take millions of years in a higher life form? If temperature rises 3 degrees you can pull the other one, it will have developed real bells.

  2. “Global Warming” has already changed humans. There’s now evidence that some humans have developed the ability to make ridiculous claims while keeping a straight face, and simultaneously pocketing government grants

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