The Illustrated Frank J: New York Values – Clarified

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John Kerry: Putting the “Fun” in “Fungible”

Secretary of State John Kerry said that “some” of the $55 billion in sanctions relief to Iran will end up in the hands of terrorist groups.

The rest will go to the Iranian government. Freeing up a completely unrelated $55 billion for them to give terrorist groups.

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Bernie Sanders Drinking Game

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Like a Double-Half-White Obama

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Lady America’s On the Rebound

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BEN CARSON WINS IOWA

This was satire when it was written. I’m hoping it turns out to be prescient.

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Seen THIS Movie Before

President Obama’s releasing another Gitmo detainee – this time it’s an al Qaeda explosives expert.

OK, my thought – see how good he is by releasing him onto a bus that will explode if its speed drops below 50.

Obama Warned Us – Health Care Marketplace

ICYMI: More than 11 million people have enrolled in health care plans through the marketplace so far. http://ofa.bo/i9fa

@BarackObama

“None of them because they wanted to.”

Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s Campaign Manager Said That If the Republicans Nominated Donald Trump…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary’s campaign manager said that if the Republicans nominated Donald Trump…

Hillary’s Finest Hour

From Hillary’s Twitter: “Love @HGTV? Hillary does, too! Here’s why she finds home makeover shows so relaxing. https://t.co/ZjS7lbiiRJ”

Huh. So THAT’S what she was doing at 3am during Benghazi.