The Illustrated Frank J: Relative New York Values

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Their Work Here Is Done

Iranian authorities issued a warning to an American warship to leave the area where Iran was conducting naval exercises.

Huh… must’ve already met their quota for American hostages.

Flying Cars – Clarified

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Monopoly Is a Stupid Game, But Now You Can Win It Every Time

How to Win at Monopoly and Lose All Your Friends

BONUS LINK (Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!]):
What the Heck Is a Caucus, Anyway?

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Isn’t This Basically the Opening Scene from Westworld?

In Japan, a phone shop is opening that’s staffed entirely by robots.

So… they’ve developed an AI algorithm that allows a clerkbot to ignore customers while checking its Twitter feed?

Obama Warned Us – Solar

Solar energy jobs have doubled in just five years. http://ofa.bo/i9fY #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Solar energy profits doubled too. So… still zero.”

Straight Line of the Day: Frank J. Should Run for President on a Platform of…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Frank J. should run for President on a platform of…

For Your Own Safety, Don’t Read This Blog Post

A new study shows that excessive social media use is linked to getting poor quality sleep.

Doesn’t appear to do much for the quality of spelling or grammar, either.