The Illustrated Frank J: As a Nation, We Are Consistent

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A Freudian Slip Is When You Say What You Wish Were True

While campaigning for her mother in Minnesota, Chelsea Clinton slipped and said “President Sanders”.

Good thing it wasn’t Bill on the campaign trail. He’d probably have gaffed “Colonel”.

Then, It’s “Shut Up and Bake the Cake”

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Oldie But Goodie – The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Yeah, this has been floating around the internet since the days of text-based web-browsers, but it still makes me happy.

The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

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Don’t Make Us Toss Your Tea Again, Limey

The UK now wants the legal authority to serve warrants in the USA.

Sure, officer no-guns, what’s the crime? Illegal crumpet-munching?

Obama Warned Us – Voices, Part 2

“Democracy breaks down when the average person feels their voice doesn’t matter.” -President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“Although if I wanted to listen to average people, I’d watch public-access cable.”

Straight Line of the Day: Hillary & Sanders Are Tied in the Polls. The Tie-Breaker…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary & Sanders are tied in the polls. The tie-breaker…

You’ll Feel Lighter After This

After the Democratic debate, Rachel Maddow, one of the debate moderators, hugged both candidates, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton.

That’s just weird. Usually the only time a liberal hugs you is when they’re trying to lift your wallet.