The Illustrated Frank J: New X-Files

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Why, Lookie There!

Satellite photos show mysterious construction activity at a Top Secret Iranian military site.

Relax. I know you’re thinking nukes, but they just needed a new storage facility for that $100 billion Obama’s giving them.

Link of the Day: A Little Inspiration in a Cynical World

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

The Story of “Rocky”

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

It’s Not Causing Global Warming, So Obama Doesn’t Care

Intelligence reports show that North Korea’s new satellite flew directly over the site of the Superbowl.

That’s bad. What if they rebroadcast without the express written consent of the NFL?

An Obvious Sign of Guilt

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]