Rethink This Support Mechanism

In Germany, women, Christians, and gays are fleeing asylum centers due to acts of criminal violence by Muslim men.

Easy fix: inside every asylum center, install a bacon factory.

World’s Most Ironic George Lucas Quote

Via The Awesomer

“Whenever there’s a new tool, everybody goes crazy and they forget the fact that there’s a story.”

Oh… like with CGI and the prequel trilogy?

Link of the Day: DOD To Save Funds By Paying Women 73 Cents On The Dollar

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

DOD To Save Funds By Paying Women 73 Cents On The Dollar

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Oh, I Can Think of Another Word for This

Students in one University of Florida course have been banned from using words such as “husband,” “wife,” “mom,” or dad” in the classroom because they’re not “inclusive” enough.

Yes, please make sure all your collective terms are gender-neutral, like “thought-police”.

Obama Warned Us – The Future

“The future we want … is within our reach. But it will only happen if we work together.” — President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“In other words, you’ll need my permission if you want to reach the future.”

Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows That Millenials Prefer Socialism to Capitalism. They Also Prefer…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…

This Is Where Low Information Voters Come From

Hoping to dodge the news cycle, the State Department released 550 of Hillary’s remaining 3700 unflattering emails over Presidents’ Day weekend.

I assume we can expect the rest to be released while Obama takes selfies during Scalia’s funeral.