Everything Has Its Price

A new world record for expensive real estate has been set, with a “giga-mansion” in Los Angeles priced at $500 million.

Huh. Don’t usually see that much money thrown at a house that Obama’s not currently living in.

Liberals Will Just Stare at This Blankly

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Satire – Bernie Sanders Suspends Campaign, Endorses Clinton

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Bernie Sanders suspends campaign, endorses Clinton

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

I’m Expecting This to End Well

New reports show that several Arab states are now seeking nuclear weapons to be able to counter the growing threat from Iran.

Great. It’s the Atomic Hunger Games.

Obama Warned Us – Targets

“We need to reject any politics that targets people because of race or religion.” — President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“Unless they’re targeting Christians and white people, who totally have it coming.”

Straight Line of the Day: On the Campaign Trail, Hillary Criticized Republicans for…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

On the campaign trail, Hillary criticized Republicans for…

Is This Something We Should Worry About?

Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified during a Senate hearing that ISIS has succeeded in making and deploying chemical weapons in Iraq and Syria.

President Obama called for calm, as none of the chemicals were carbon dioxide.