Straight Line of the Day: How Can We Get the Money to Build a Border Wall?

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How can we get the money to build a border wall?

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  1. Illegal Alien Catch & Release: Illegal aliens have to pay $1,000 plus airfare to get sent back to their home country. They have to $10,000 to be released back in the US with the possibility of being recaptured after 30 days.

  2. How can we get the money to build a border wall?

    Michael Moore can skip one snack a day…for a month.

    Make the next Billionaire President buy one for the country.

    Immediate sofa search through all Federal Agencies.

    22 – Black.

    push all Mexicans south of their southern border and build the wall there, it will be shorter and cheaper.

  3. Things cheaper than building a wall:

    1. Eliminate Welfare, Obamacare, Medicaid, EBT cards, Federal housing, school lunches, and watch the rats run away.

    2. Conquer Mexico and make it Obama’s 58th state.

  4. How can we get the money to build a border wall?

    Hey, aren’t landmines cheaper?

    What is a wall? Something to keep things out or in. How about just spreading some nuclear waste around so that anyone not going through a safe spot gets exposed. Then they either die or you can track them easier.

    Europe has got no army, let’s rob a few banks.

  5. Someone suggested something like this:
    Prez Yuge: Time to pay for a wall.
    Exporter Nieto: Why would I do that?
    Prez Yuge: Here’s a busload of illegals.
    Exporter Nieto: Hey, that’s not nice.
    Prez Yuge: Here’s 2 more busloads.
    Exporter Nieto: Woah, cut that –
    Prez Yuge: Here’s 4 more busloads.
    Exporter Nieto: You’re really serio-
    Prez Yuge: Here’s 8 more busloads.
    Exporter Nieto: How much do I make the check for?

  6. How can we get the money to build a border wall?

    – patent the alien technology at Area 51
    – sell the naming rights to federal buildings, parks, and monuments
    – tickets gladiator bouts between candidates instead of those boring debates
    – a carnival with Bernie trying to guess your socio-economic status, a Hillary dunking booth, and Bill barking for the bearded lady (Moochel)

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