The Illustrated Frank J: The Long View

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Did They Choose The Board of Education, Too?

Michigan’s State Board of Education has drafted a guidance that would push the state’s schools to allow all students, regardless of parental or doctoral input, to choose their gender, name, pronouns, and bathrooms.

Good plan. Should probably hand them whiskey & car keys while we’re at it.

Handy Pronunciation Tip

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Filler Text Explained (and Customized)

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

What is Lorem Ipsum Filler Text?

At the bottom of the article are links for “Bacon Ipsum” and a couple of other varieties of filler text.

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Is That Why She Wouldn’t Take His Phone Calls?

Newly released emails suggest that Hillary Clinton used her job at the State Department to funnel cash into her family’s nonprofit organization.

So… did Ambassador Stevens’ check bounce?

Obama Warned Us – Easter Egg Roll

Watch how one of our oldest traditions, the White House #EasterEggRoll, has evolved over the past 138 years.

@BarackObama

“If I had one more year, I’d make it the Ramadan Roll.”

Straight Line of the Day: During President Obama’s Final Easter Egg Roll at the White House…

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During President Obama’s final Easter Egg Roll at the White House…

Oddly, No Words for Their Victims

At a press conference, President Obama said any approach that would “single out” or “target” Muslims for discrimination “is not only wrong and un-American, but it also would be counterproductive”.

Yes, we must not discriminate in who we target. Like a bomb belt blast.

The Illustrated Frank J: Best Part About 2016

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Also, for Making Us Coin the Term Funeral-Selfie

Looking back at his presidency, Obama said he never acted “in ways that would make me ashamed”.

Oh? Not even when Michelle caught you selfie-flirting with the Denmark PM and made you switch seats?

Yet Another Dark & Gritty Reboot

[High Praise! to Proof Positive]

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Link of the Day: Huh… I Always Thought Kirk’s Naked Pro-Americanism Was One of Trek’s Best Features

[High Praise! to A.V. Club]

Star Trek brought heat to the Cold War

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The Reviews Are In…

One Cuban citizen commented on President Obama’s visit, “he’s a man who talks very well, but at the end of the day they’re just words.”

True. When they’re not ending up as individual mandates.

Obama Warned Us – SCOTUS

Judge Garland deserves a fair hearing.

@BarackObama

“Unlike the Tea Partiers targeted by the IRS”

Straight Line of the Day: At Hillary’s Next Press Conference, Expect Her to…

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At Hillary’s next press conference, expect her to…