Saw this one on the Weather Channel:
‘Sad Day for the World’: Globe Reacts to Trump’s Decision to Pull U.S. Out of Paris Accord
That is NOT how I feel about it at all.
And if I were writing headlines for this story, they’d be more along the lines of:
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Trump Waves from Dock As Climate Titanic Sets Sail
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America Removes Red Nose, Leaves Climate Clown Party
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Emancipation Proclamation: Trump Removes Climate Shackles from US
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America Now Free to Sell Air Conditioners to Rest of Planet if Globe Actually Heats Up, Which It Won’t
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Trump Meep-Meeps from Cliff As World Looks Down to See Itself Standing on Thin Air
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Trump Takes Freedom Ball, Goes Home
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“Harrison Bergeron” Reboot Gets Happy Ending
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USA 1, World 0: A Strange Game… The Only Winning Move Is Not to Play
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“We Never Had to Take Any of It Seriously, Did We?” – “No, We Never Had To“
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Cool! Now Do the UN!
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