Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The NFL has been playing to a lot of empty seats lately. What are people doing instead?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The NFL has been playing to a lot of empty seats lately. What are people doing instead?
Groping women
People have discovered that kneeling is less offensive in church. Some churches even have padded ‘kneelers’ on the back of pews for your comfort.
Standing on street corners with “The World Ends Tomorrow” signs, screaming “Armageddon, Armageddon.”
“Doing? Hey, I’m doing what I do.
You know, I’ve always done what I do.
I’m doing what I do.
The way I’ve always done it, and the way I’ll always do it.”
“Kramer, what the hell are you talking about?”
trimming Homeless peoples toenails with their teeth
Making America great again! We saw enough of an empty seat for eight years, why look at more of them as a reminder of the results of the Lyin’ Hawaiian’s policies?
Looking for Jimmy Hoffa
He’s just off the coast of New Jersey.
Their laundry.
The Macarena
Updating their resumes for all the sudden openings in the entertainment and political arenas.
Soliciting to have their groins retroactively re-zoned as junk yards.
Making shadow puppets of the prairie dog popping out of Garrison Keillor’s pants.
Yep, times are hard even in Lake Wobegon.
The NFL has been playing to a lot of empty seats lately. What are people doing instead?
Hookers and blow.
The NFL has been playing to a lot of empty seats lately. What are people doing instead?
Preparing for the activation of Skynet.
The NFL has been playing to a lot of empty seats lately. What are people doing instead?
Eating some cheese, sipping some wine, grabbing some rays.
The NFL has been playing to a lot of empty seats lately. What are people doing instead?
patiently anticipating and preparing for the upcoming Baseball season.
The NFL has been playing to a lot of empty seats lately. What are people doing instead?
staying at the tailgate parties.
Making America Great Again.
That thing people do with their cell phones.
…Watching California burn, literally and figuratively…
Celebrating their freedom to choose.
To quote baseball Hall of Famer Rogers Hornsby, “People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.”
Seventy-six days until pitchers and catchers report.
I ask you, how much would a player with these stats be worth in today’s free agent market?
In 1922 Hornsby batted .401 with 250 hits of which he had 46 doubles, 14 Triples and 42 Home Runs. Oh, and 152 RBIs and 17 SBs.
his batting average over a 5 year period from 1921-195 was .402. HIS AVERAGE. He is by far and away the greatest right hand hitting player in baseball history and is rightfully considered as being among the greatest of the great.