The Illustrated Frank J: I Can Also Fix Your Horse’s Broken Leg

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  1. “Whatcha got there, chief?”

    “A hole puncher.”

    “Neat. What’s it do?”

    [Shrugs:] “Makes holes in things.”

    “Oh. Wouldn’t it be awesome, though, if we could do that but stand way the heck over there?”

    [invents gun]

  2. We need to invent phasers to replace guns. Then you could sell ones to liberals that don’t go past “Stun” or “Cuddle” and others that can go to “Fry to a cinder” for people serious about self defense.

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