Once again, we don’t have a lot of questions left to answer. The smartest group of commenters on the entire Internet provided some wonderful answers. Unfortunately, the only ones that posted here were the ones by the people that read this blog. Oh, well.

These are the one’s that weren’t answered, possibly because they were too hard.

Heh heh heh. I said “hard.”

DamnCat: Basil, you seem to have a good working knowledge of handcuffing techniques. Do you practice at home?

I don’t practice. I don’t play. I’m serious about it. Of course, there’s always a safe word for … wait, I’ve said too much.

walruskkkch: My next question oh Lord is why doesn’t numbering of a list display properly in the comments? Asking for a friend.

You should be able to use HTML code or BBCode to generate a list. Typing numbers doesn’t work, but that’s because we’ve enabled BBCode capabilities. The BBCode thing has some benefits, but this is one of the drawbacks.

Here’s how the HTML would look:

<ol>
<li>List item one</li>
<li>List item two</li>
</ol>

And the BBCode it pretty much the same:

[ol]
[li]List item one[/li]
[li]List item two[/li]
[/ol]

Both end up looking like this:

1. List item one
2. List item two

Now, you can’t do a straight translation of every HTML tag into BBCode, but some simple ones work. You can find more by searching online, unless I decide to post a more detailed How-To for BBCode. I could probably do that, as Harvey never comes along and reads what I do, so getting away with it should be a breeze.

Harvey: Could you please phrase your response in the form of a question?

You didn’t see the other thing I just wrote, did you?

Oppo: So is that Ecuadoran embassy in London up for grabs now?

Let me Assange assuage your fears about it.

Slapout: I’ve been working on a blog post about questions for famous people. I also ended up with Questions for Socialist. So until I get around to posting that, I’ll just ask them here. How many New Car dealerships are there in Cuba?

Others answered your question. I just wanted to say it’s about damn time you posted something on your blog.

Oppo: Did any of the critics who call Trump an imperial president write anything that I can read about Obama’s numerous appointed ‘czars’? I mean, he used that very word. Did they somehow overlook it?

Whatever do you mean? Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

Thanks — and bacon! — to everyone who answered questions in the comments last time.

• DamnCat
• CLIFFY
• walruskkkch

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