Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
“….The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…”
Is it safe to sit this close? I don’t want to get hit with the arms when they get going.
Where’s the real candidate?
We’re being ‘punked’ right? Where’s Ashton Kutcher?
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
well I’m not saying its are you an Alien but… its are you and Alien.
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
aren’t you going to ask me if I want fries with that?
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
“Shouldn’t you be apologizing for being alive?
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
are you retarded?
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
get off my table you idiot!
“When are you going to take off the mask Bernie?”
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
is the one he can’t answer. “Why should I vote for you?”
…Is your favorite game “Hide the Turtle?”…
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
What’s yer favorite color?
Orange….no, Blue…. aiiiiiiiggh
…”Could I speak to your supervisor?”…
…”When will you endorse Joe Biden?”
…and What the h3ll is that smell?
“Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
can you help me out? I haven’t had a bite in 3 days.
“What do you want to be, when you grow up?”
Trick question – he wants to be Peter Pan.
…”Iowa or New Hampshire – who has the tastiest dirt?”
…”If you could get Basil to answer any question what would it be?”
…”Why wasn’t your last campaign slogan ‘Cruzin’ for a Bruisin’?”…
…or Cruzin’ & Boozin’?
Have you considered getting a life?
Where is the rent-a-crowd?
How come even the cameraman can’t keep his eyes open?
Why is it that I’m not even running and I will have as many delegates as you?
…”Where is everybody?”
…”Ginger or Mary Ann? And don’t answer ‘Marsha’ like Joe Biden did.”
Does your caregiver know you’re out alone?
to Beto or not to Beto?…. that is the question.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Any idea why you’re attracting so many flies?
…”Is recess out already?”
…Your name isn’t Jeff Spicoli?
…Are you done Bogartin’ Willie’s joint?
…Can I see your license and registration Mr. O’Rourke?
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
…”When do you plan on dropping from the race?”
…”Boxers or briefs?”
…”Coffee or Folgers Crystals?”
…”Did you stop beating your wife?”
“Are you a Mexican or a Mexican’t?”
…”Do you really worship John Kerry?”
Head or gut?
…Isn’t “Beto” cultural appropriation, dude?…
…Beto who???
Beto, right?
https://www.zumba.com/en-US/profile/beto-perez/684
You ready to ZUMBA??
Beto seems to have lost all his rhythm…
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
If Andrew Yang turns out to be the Democrat presidential candidate and he selects you as his running mate will you accept??
Do you EVER listen to yourself?
Are you in line?
…You are now, but have you never been a member of the Communist Party?
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
If Bill de Blasio turns out to be the Democrat presidential candidate and he selects you as his running mate will you accept??
The question Beto gets most often at his campaign appearances…
If Donald Trump wins a second term and asks you to be his court jester will you accept??
…Batman or Spider-man underoos?
(Millennial version of boxers or briefs)