Most of your questions sent in to Ask IMAO Anything were already answered. The crack team that provided the answers included:
- HokieGomer
- FormerHostage
- Happy Fun Ball
- tankdemon
- walruskkkch
Bacon to you one and all!
Now for the questions that were not answered.
walruskkkch: When somebody loves you is it no good unless they love you all the way?
That’s what Sammy Cahn wrote. But if he was so smart, how come he’s dead?
Oppo: The Pogo Possum comic strip featured a character named Molester Mole. Could he have gotten away with that mild jest today?
The name was pronounced as “mole-ster” (rhymes with “pollster”), and was based on a Democrat Senator. Today, it would still be appropriate for him to be named after a Democrat, and would indeed be pronounced “molester,” as in Joe Biden.
Harvey: Will you answer questions even if they don’t end with a question mark.
What is “Yes, but my answers will be in the form of a question?”
HokieGomer: Seeing as the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the VP’s PC on the QT?
ASAP.
FormerHostage: Oxford comma. Where do you stand?
It is good and proper, and not using it is a mortal sin. Or at least it’s a really bad idea to not use it. So use it. Always. Otherwise, you might be confused if you found out that some of the biggest influences on my politics were my parents, Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.
All of the other questions submitted were answered. Thanks again to those that helped.
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Just what exactly is updoc?
We’re hunting wabbits. So be vewwy vewwy quiet!
Yeah! Yeah! We’ll be vewwy quiet, but doesn’t tell me what updoc is!!
Hunting’ wabbits!
What footwear do you recommend for walking vewwy vewwy quietwy through the fowest while hunting wabbits?
Asking for a fwiend…
If only there were some form of footwear made specifically for sneaking around. They could call them…hey,wait a second…
Air Jordan’s?
How can ya have any puddin’ if’n ya doan eat yahr meat?
I recommend using a spoon.
Does a three hour tour last longer than a 5 year mission?
Only if the ratings can justify the production costs.
Besides Kryptonite, what was Superman’s other weakness?
Red Heads.
Don’t tell Lois.
I’m not sure. Blonde or Red Head? You make the call.
Capes
Is “Hidden Miss” a better name for “The Invisible Girl” from the Fantastic Four?
Of course there’s a girl in our group. She’s…uh…invisible…and…uh…from Canada. You’ve never met her.
Unseen but not unheard.
(heard elsewhere) Why do you put your two cents in when it’s only a penny for your thoughts?
Value.