The elephants in the room
(We pretend they’re tame)
All portend our doom —
But they have no name.

The 800-pound gorillas
Impervious to force
Imperious as Attila —
Are anonymous, of course.

The massive Trojan horses &
Passive dinosaurs
Are resistible forces
That everyone ignores.

The bucks will never stop
And neither will the game
Unless we bring in a bull from a china shop —
So he can take the blame.