Based on the song by — come on, you know who
(A “cooperation cookies” effort by Walruskkkch & Oppo)
♫
I can’t get nose satisfaction
I can’t get nose satisfaction
‘Cause I try
And they cry
And I try
And they cry
I can’t get no, I can’t get no
When they’re in their parents cellar
And some Xe posts on the inter ‘tubes’
Xe’s tellin’ them less and less
And it’s all just useless information
But it still creates some agitation
I can’t get no statist action
I can’t get no statist action
I can’t get no,
Oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey,
That’s what I say.
When I’m Biden around the world
And I’m gropin’ this and I’m grabbin’ that
Tryin’ to sniff some girl, who tells me
“Grabby, better come back maybe ten years
Can’t you see I’m with the Mouseketeers?”
I can’t get no
Nose satisfaction . . .
When I’m watchin’ my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my privilege may be
But he, he won’t make demands
‘Cause he don’t do coke
with
The same surrogates as me
I can’t get no
Nose satisfaction . . .
♫
You two are fast becoming the Rodgers and Hammerstein of IMAO.
There are millions who would love to help satisfy her.
That thar looks like a Neumann M 149 tube condenser mic. $5,000 — or about 327,000 Russian Rubles.
(turns in man card)