(pic submitted by slapout [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Usually.
Today is picture day.
Caption Trump Dog!
(pic submitted by slapout [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Usually.
Today is picture day.
Caption Trump Dog!
That bone is yuuuge!
Make America grrrrrr8 Again.
Well I’m not saying this the product of Alien meddling but… its the product of Alien meddling.
I’m not a border collie – I’m a border hawk.
Just like the real Donald Trump he loves pissing on Democrats.
Time to grab some p*ssy!
“Did you see the look on Schumer’s and Pelosi’s faces when I peed on their legs”?
Make Dogs Great Again
There’s no need to fear…
Trump the Dog is here!
I may look like a dog, but I tweet like a bird.
28 More Dog Years!
28 More Dog Years!
They said I couldn’t get elected dog catcher. Like I’d want to.
“Where’s covFiFi?”
“I never met her before and I definitely did not hump her leg.”
HIs snark is worse than his bite.
“Little paws don’t mean a thing, all my b!tches have been very safisfied.”
Trump is a Holy Terrier
“I have press conference in the Rose Garden today. The White House lawn crew will be scooping overtime, I tell you.”
“I hope Little Rocketman doesn’t make me use my Red Rocket! It’s yuuuuge!!!”
A woofer and a tweeter
…”No, I’m sorry, but this is Abuse”…
…”Can we retake this? My tie is much too short”…
“… And that’s the look I used to get the extra scoop of ice cream.”
You gonna finish that Taco?
Hey, Trump dog. What’s Ginsberg’s first name?
Ruth Ruth
Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?
B!tches love me
I’m a K-10, baby!