[High Praise! to CLIFFY and Oppo for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
[High Praise! to CLIFFY and Oppo for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
…your Life Clock Crystal. Once the battery is dead…well…Carrousel!!!
… a warning that you have a system overlord.
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
I’m not saying as a way to kill Space Aliens…but as a way to kill Space Aliens.
I’ve got my eye on you.
… a bicorder or trannysporter. Don’t ask.
… an auto withdrawal slip for Democrat candidates.
…judge, jury and executioner…
… a reminder of those days in 1961 when Paul Drake had to call from his car phone.
…the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems…
… a GPMS unit. Might come in handy.
… a statist symbol. (Assuming they track your every move.)
… ballast. I don’t know what the shark’ll do with it, Chiefy. Eat it, I suppose.
… a cheap, defective paddle ball toy
…evidence…
…a Pez dispenser. I hope.
…your excuse for having a short attention span and no friends.
…a phone.
Unpossible!
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
…a Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.
…coffee, Folgers Crystals.
It’ll put your eye out.
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
your parole officer.
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
It’ll put your eye out.
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
a reminder of a once great civilization.
… ally detector.
… a handy, simple, cost-free way of ordering Frank J’s library of books!
Which by then will be in hologram form, for the first hundred subscribers.
… roller skates. Well, a roller skate.
♩♪
Whatever happened to in-line skating?
Was it replaced by online dating?
Whatever happened to uploading content?
Was it replaced by downloading discontent?
Whatever happened to laughing, drinking, and griping?
Were they replaced by typing and Skyping?
Whatever happened to interactions?
Whatever happened to a lack of distractions?
Lord, it doesn’t seem like way-back-when
But I want to go back there again.
♩♪
… a human right that has to be provided to anyone regardless of citizenship status.
cough Obama phones Cough
…a cure for cancer (Thanks, Joe!)…
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
…a cool device to share stupid pictures of your dinner. (wha?, oh never-mind)
…a global warming detector that will be programmed to always display a false positive and make you feel guilty.
In the future, your cell phone will also serve as…
… a {fingerquotes} “laser” {/fingerquotes} pointer for
laser {fingerquotes} “cats.” {/fingerquotes}.
Never mind sharks what about cats with laser beams on their frickin’ heads?
Very dangerous. Uncontrollable.
A monitoring device so the government and the big tech corporations can track your location and listen to your conversations. (wha?, oh never-mind)
A self-exam colonoscopy tool.
Most folks that carry them already have their heads up their asses so far, it’s only a natural progression.
well, many’s the time I WISHED some dolt would stuff their phone….
A Personal Hybrid Omnimode Network Extension, but the name will need to be shortened.
Your sexual partner
A drink dispenser, so you can drink and know things.
Another brick in the wall
The red pill for the matrix
…an instruction manual for your robot: Fix dinner. Meet me at the door, wearing something sexy.
…a karaoke loofah.
…a replacement for AOCs prompter: Breathe in Breathe out Breathe in Breathe out Don’t say anything stupid D’oh Just breathe for a while, OK?
LOL. The next time I’m required to come up with a username or password, I believe it’s going to be “Karaoke Loofah.”
heat seeking rectal intelligence meter
Your boss.
Sort of a duplicate of Sedition’s response.
…your conscience. (if your service provider is [Jiminy] Cricket.)
…the band that follows you everywhere to play your theme music.
…the voices in your head.
…that guy who knows a synonym for “thesaurus.”