Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
…be offended by the debate qualification requirements.
…come up with the best ‘tin foil hat’ design.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
well I’m not saying its having backing from Aliens but… its having backing from Aliens.
…punch a hippie?
(Hey, a fella can dream, can’t he?)
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
bring us a shrubbery!
…be a little bit warm.
But not hot, definitely not hot.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
declare their obedience to SATAN!
…find a wealthy sponsor.
and the winner must find one wealthier than the republican incumbent..
…have the ability to move goalposts at will during a debate.
…be able to shout down any opponent in 5 seconds or less.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
not talk about the Democrat debates.
…declare fealty to Nancy and Chuck…
I thought I already said that. 🙂
You’re right, I totally missed your previous comments…
…pass a sobriety test.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
answer me these questions three ere the debate floor they see.
“How may socialists does it take to change a light bulb?”
“Before or after they find someone to redistribute the light bulbs from?”
“What? I don’t know, wait…. AIIIIIGGGGHHH!”
What is your name? [Insert one from the 24]
What is your quest? “To seek the Presidency!”
How are you going to pay for all your free stuff? “I don’t know tha…AIEEEEEEEEEEEE…….”
in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
Be at least this tall, not be pregnant, or have back, neck, or heart issues.
..try out their act first at a comedy club open mic night…
…have a stack of grievances at least this tall.
…reject Trump and all his works.
…denounce Russia while promising to make us just like it.
…pledge that their running mate will be a transgender illegal alien of color.
…sign a law proclaiming that FrankJ and SarahK (or is she now SarahJ?) will never legally be older than 40?
…be recognizable by someone other than their mother…
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
become Socialists.
I think they all met that qualification quite some time ago.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
get jiggy with it.
…hit above the Swalwell Line…
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
fill out form 3C with all subsections in triplicate.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
get a note from George Soros granting them permission.
Score at least 9.4 in the preliminaries
Roll doubles.
I was thinking something more along the lines of a double 20…
Fog a mirror
enjoy the kool-aid
…make their saving throw.
…give me tuna!
That easily bought, eh?
No – that just gives them the opportunity to compete for the right to try to buy me.
The bad thing about cats is that they don’t stay bought. Anyone with some fresh tuna seems to win their indulgence.
Not a bad thing for me.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
adhere to the Australian Competition rules as explained by the Bruces.
Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the debate rules: Rule One!
Everybruce: No Pooftas!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the party is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all — if there’s anybody watching…… Rule Three?
Everybruce: No Pooftas!!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this debate, I don’t want to catch anybody not drinking….. Rule Five,
Everybruce: No Pooftas!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO … Rule Six!… Rule Seven,
Everybruce: No Pooftas!!
Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin’ of the rules, Bruce.
Buttigieg and Swalwell hardest hit…
… be smarter than a 5th grader. That should pretty much clear the stage.
name the other candidates from memory (no teleprompter)
jump into the fray screaming, “LEEROY JENKINS!”
…build a large wooden jackass
…turn the rhetoric all the way to eleven.
…loudly exclaim the badness of Orange Man.
What would they have against Ricky Fowler?
The golfer? I was thinking of Ralph Mouth.
… like, comment, and subscribe.
…take the blue pill.
…possess the integrity of Bill Clinton, the charm of Hillary Clinton, and the modesty of Barack Obama,
One of these is not like the other two.
He he he he. Snicker.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
post a sign on the Moon.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
pull the one that has bells on it.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
make a jump… really far to the Left!
with no steps to the right.
put their hands on some shoulders
and sniff all the hair in sight.
Pull a Royal Fizzbin.
I’ve never calculated the odds but they must be astronomical.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
Swear allegiance to Hedley Lamarr.
That’s Hedy.
Ditto!
Provincial putz…
Quiet! My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
Ride through town a whoopin’ and a stompin’ every living thing in sight!
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
be able to speak authentic frontier gibberish.
Rare rah!
Now who can argue with that??
Probably Booker, he hates everything.
New rule – in order to qualify for the debates, Democrat candidates have to…
…fail a mental health exam.
…believe in “science,” except biology.
and Math. Though maybe they can substitute Meth.
… recognize both the appearance of lightening sand, and the sound of a flame spurt.