Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
…satisfaction…
I can’t get no…
…a totally outsized interest for polling companies and click-bait articles…
The Kessel runs for 12 parsecs
…a proliferation of late-night delivery services, when combined with cannabis usage…
I’m not saying its alien incontinence, but its alien incontinence.
I can’t pass that.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
well I’m not saying its Alien cravings but… its Alien cravings.
I had alien cravings… until I had the new McAlien, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.
…no satisfaction. Now pay us our grant money.
…Michael Moore to eat faster, just trying to catch up.
…people to yell at their slow-poke microwave oven when they eat at home.
…clown phobic bloggers to fear the McRib sauce.
… purchases from ACME catalogs.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
spin the magic wheel of accusation… Climate Change!
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
anti-socialist activities.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
a generalized lack of hunger.
…’roid rage…
these are not the ‘roid’s you’re looking for.
…dancing in the streets.
…the runs, just faster.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
Cravings for more fast food.
… roaches to die begging for Raid instead, oh the humanity
… unskilled teenagers to think they’re worth $15 an hour while deftly ignoring customers
government grant money to be given out for studying it as long as the conclusions of those studies support the narrative of those providing the grant money.
…Mass Shooters. Everyone please turn in all your fire arms asap.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
Me to be sick. ~ The Waco Kid
Aw come on Waco! Be like me, the Cincinnati Kid, never been sick once.
Hey! You’re back!
Yeah I took time off from posting for a while as I thought my posts were getting a little stale and that I should take a break. So I went salmon fishing with a couple of friends.
Do friends make good salmon bait?
a cmlpotee bdowraken of vbarel cotginoin.
“FOOD FIGHT!”
…whatever social ill gets them that sweet, sweet research grant.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
Well, specifically ANTI fast food causes, are the fastest growing source of government funding right now.
…the opposite what they’ll say it causes a year from now.
Scientists are now saying that fast food causes…
scientists to talk.
… Hardee’s handshakes.
(in some parts of the country, that is)
… Super Sighs.
(and odd avatars)
… its servers to ponder the value of their Studies majors.
… Taco Bell’s palsy.
Side-order side-effects —
Mild or hot sass —
Shouting “Next!”
… Myelitis — the happy kind.
…slow students.