Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
well he didn’t say they were Aliens but… they were Aliens.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
were white.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
came to the US legally.
…wouldn’t vote for him on a bet.
…liked Chick-fil-A.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
were not “Woke”.
…were Irish slaves.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
should be shot if they weren’t already dead.
…could explain IMAO’s strict ‘No Irish’ policy.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
actually let him survive the “just some clump of cells” phase of his journey to personhood.
…were Hornswogglers.
Hornswogglers!?! Well I guess that’s better than being Indian agents.
…worked for the NYPD.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
made money.
You mean they were ca-ca-ca-capitalists!?!
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
were METHODISTS!
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
rebelled against their rightful rulers, the Mexicans.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…
were 1/1024th Native American
…he wishes he could say they were aliens, but they weren’t aliens.
So he says.
… were patriotic Americans. Oh the shame.
…were guilty of exploiting Leprechauns…
Wasn’t that banned along with ‘dwarf tossing’ in Dublin and County Donegal?
… have somehow posthumously deleted any relationship to Beto at ancestry.com.
…supported Notre Dame…
call down the thunder and lightening from the sky.
…wouldn’t give him a Harumph
…caused the Potato Famine…
….were farm animals
… carried pregnancies to term.
About half, in fact.
not more than half? How cisgendered of them!
…were kicked out of Ireland, for being too Irish.
…were so rich that at times they owned two potatoes.
…were uncles to monkeys.
…approved of gay couples adopting Tater Tots.
…have been dead long enough to be legally sober.
…have never been in my kitchen.
that you know of.
…, to tell a family secret, his grandmother was Dutch.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…liked to quote Blazing Saddles.
… laughed at Speedy Gonzalez cartoons.
An embarrassed Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke admitted that some of his ancestors…used to brachiate through the trees.