(Based on a suggestion from Oppo [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
(Based on a suggestion from Oppo [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
A brain flatulence.
Meth
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
did I leave the iron on?
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
well I’m not saying it’s an Alien thought but… it’s an Alien thought.
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
I hope her check clears.
…she’s so much smarter than me!
… is this really part of the voter registration process?
… “Mmmmm – donuts!”…
…”What did they tell me? Oh yeah, vote for Ocasio-Cortez and then I get a bottle and some cigs…man, I could sure use a smoke right now”…
…a breeze, in one ear and out the other.
…not much.
…”D – D – D – D – D – D”…
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
A beam of light, as there is nothing of substance there to impede its passing.
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
Orange Man Bad
inhale. exhale. inhale. exhale.
oh crap! almost forgot! inhale.
well…at least that’s what the voters that are still living do.
… ibbity ibbity, That’s All Folks!
man, with $15/hr, think of all the free stuff I can buy!!
…”¿Donde esta el ‘Wefare’ oficina?”
Mind??? What is this ‘mind’ of which you speak?
MMMMM!! Must find brains….Sooo tasty.
…”The world will end if I don’t do this…”
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
Sadly not a .45 slug.
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…a network test pattern.
Does anyone even use that anymore?
Get off my lawn, you darn cat!!!
Network test patterns: They got rid of the Indian, they got rid of the Blue Angels, but they kept the color bars. That tells you something about the networks.
. . . .
Come to think of it, every show they’ve put on the air since the 70’s could be called a network test pattern. They wer seeing what they could get away with. It’s a network; it’s a test. It’s a pattern.
For the enlightenment of any youngsters… https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/RCA_Indian_Head_test_pattern.JPG
Now get off HokieGomer’s lawn!
Trick question! The assumptions are…
1. They have minds
2. They use their minds
3. They are capable of critical thought.
Females: I’m voting for a strong woman to help empower WOC and fight the patriarchy!
Males: This should get me laid!
I think three quarters of her male voters were thinking, “Oooh I just ADORE her pumps!”
Can’t wait . . . . . . can’t wait . . . . . . . freeeeeeeeeeee freeeeeeeeeeeee . . . . . its all free . . . . . can’t wait! Car, house, phone, food, health care, pot, and I don’t have to work! Freeeeeeeee . . . . . . . thank you AOC. You are a GOD!
Whatever goes through the minds of her voters….you can rest assured it’s not thought in English.
… “I like someone who can speak match to powder.”
… “I liked when she said ‘Ask not how to dispose of work garbage; ask Rather how garbage disposals work’!”
… “We are the ones we have been waiters for.”
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
Well I voted for William J. LePetomane…I might as well vote for her.
AOC {holds up her right hand}:
This is the the hand I took the oath of office with.*
(*Or, as she thought, was “inaugurated” with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdYDhiwr4ds)
Voter: Steady as a rock.
AOC {holds up violently shaky left hand}:
Yeah, but, like, this is the hand I vote with.
… “If it weren’t for her, I never would have been woke to the outrage of drinking out of the toilet.”
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
the same stuff that goes through a toilet.
And right now we’ve got a Tied-D-Bowl.
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent
damage to your mind.
The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SOCIALIS.SYS
PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAIDFOR_AREA
If this if the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen,
restart your mind. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Vote Democrat
Bend Over
Say Please
*** SOCIALS.SYS – Address FBFE7514 base at FBFE5000
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent
damage to your mind.
The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SOCIALIS.SYS
PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAID_AREA
If this if the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen,
restart your mind. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Vote Democrat
Bend Over
Say Please
*** SOCIALS.SYS – Address FBFE7514 base at FBFE5000
Have you titled this the Blue screen of death?
Republicans run on Linux, naturally.
Just before casting their vote for AOC, what goes through the mind of one of her voter base?
“This is the droid you were looking for.”
Nothing. Just like usual.
The lyrics to Burning Rubber Tires, from the classic 80s sci-fi film masterpiece The Pod People.
Vee, sumpin sumpin Tee sumpin sumpin, that spells “Vote or Diet”.
God, save the queens.
The Constitution is a living, breathing document, let’s tax it and throw it in a wood chipper.
Base-balling been berry berry good to me.
” I hungry. Give free stuff.”