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Some artists only have one really big hit.
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I’m telling you, I tell you true, the country’s gone insane.
We ousted Saddam then elected a Hussein.
The Brain Trust? Yeah, right: there’s no trust, and no brain.
And the whole next year, trust me, is going to be a pain.
Will the Democrats cancel my tab like student debt?
If the owner is a Democrat he won’t, I’ll bet!
I notice he hasn’t taken down any walls yet.
If they ever put their money where their mouth is, buddy, we’re all set!
If somebody had told me seven years ago
That Trump would be president, I’d have told you “No.”
I’d have said “impossible.” It only goes to show.
And show is all it goes to. Only if you’ve got the dough.
Got nothing against him — don’t get me wrong.
They got nothing either, though they tried so freaking long.
No matter what they think of next, it’s still the same old song
Well, let’s have another round — the economy’s strong.
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Why would anyone make a movie about murderous children? There are no words for how sick and wrong even the basic concept of it is.
A new poll shows every major Democrat beating President Trump by at least 9 points.
So… are these the same 9 points Hillary was going to beat Trump by?
I love Weird Al.
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In the UK, a mother of three was arrested and jailed for putting her recycling in the wrong color bag.
She was released from jail shortly afterwards when someone noticed she was wearing the wrong color jumpsuit.
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“It’s not like they were underpaying me, exactly,” said Ludgate. “I mean, I knew what the pay rate was when they hired me, and it’s enough for me to pay my bills and still put a little by for emergencies. And I guess I shouldn’t have taken any office supplies at all, but they have so MUCH, and if they run low, they just keep ordering more, so they never run out. It’s like magic! So I figure what’s the harm if I take the occasional pack of sticky notes, or a roll of tape, or a pair of scissors, or an office chair, or a desk? Everybody does it. I mean, I saw one secretary take everything on her desk, put it in a box and walk out the door. Never saw her again. I assume she became independently wealthy from selling the stuff on eBay.”
“Anyway,” continued Ludgate, “sometimes I felt bad about that, because I’ve taken a lot of stuff over the years. I mean a LOT of stuff. I have an entire closet full of printer paper. And, well, toner, too, for that matter. Sometimes I’ve actually brought stuff back from home because I have more than the supply cabinet. But thanks to CNN, I now know that I was completely justified in taking all these office supplies because my boss has been treating me like a second class citizen and ripping me off by making more money than me. Him and his fancy college degree and 20 years of experience! That doesn’t give him the right to make money that should’ve been mine. That’s practically stealing, and stealing is wrong!”
“Oh, and all the times I called in sick when I really wasn’t? Yeah, take THAT ripoff sexist corporate America! Serves you right!”
Ludgate’s coworker, Pam Beesly, had her own thoughts on wage-worker justice.
“Yeah, I get paid exactly the same as April,” said Beesly, “which is a lot less that the guys in sales get. Which is fine with me. I’d hate to be in sales. On the road all the time, never get to see your family, dealing with jerks all day. I’m happy just typing things up for the same office jerks all the time. At least they buy me candy on Secretary’s… uh.. Administrative Professionals Day. The only thing I don’t like is [looks around] April. I swear she calls in sick every single week! And when she does, guess who gets to do all the work she’s not doing? But I don’t get a dime more in my paycheck. It’s almost like there’s some sort of gap between those who do all their work and those who only do, like, 77% of what’s expected of them, yet they still get the same pay. Never heard anyone complain about that, though.”
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