Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
…”Can’t say NO!”
Be more cutting edge if they could.
…can’t say anything nice.
…can’t find his birth certificate.
… crossed the Clintons. The show is called Notifying Next of Kin.
rated “R” for violence.
Rated V for Acts of Vengeance
Rated T for triggering and not suitable for Snowflake Audiences.
…finds success by running on the Republican ticket even though he’s a Democrat.
…has a campaign sign on the moon.
… is a robot catgirl maid.
…has Putin on speed dial.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
parlayed his time in the White House for a lucrative contract with a major online content provider.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
well I’m not saying is really an Alien but… he’s really an Alien.
…has friends in the FBI.
… thought he could beat Trump in 2020. It’s called No, You Ain’t Smarter Than a 5th Grader.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
hides inside a larger wooden badger.
… had a toll booth named after him about 140 years ago, when the rate was only a dime. At least his stories would be entertaining.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
doesn’t dally with under-aged boys.
“… was like a man named Brady
And was busy with three boys of his own.”
…tells the truth. Expected to be the highest grossing science fiction movie this decade!
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keeps his campaign promises.
It’s a fantasy.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
knows who wrote the book of love.
… gets in car wreck with Jerry Seinfeld and has no insurance, so is sentenced to be a public servant.
… is literally Hitler. Sort of a documentary, actually.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
…made x-rated movies with Stormy Daniels.
…didn’t build a thing.
… has to keep the citizens from realizing that he’s not wearing pants during the State of the Union, or else lose his $50,000 prize!
… to try to broaden her appeal, told voters she was 1/1024 each of 1024 different ethnic groups. A Netflix spokesman said her show will be cancelled in 2020, if not sooner.
Was 1023/1024th Native American.
Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.
Sniffed little girls’ hair.
… a spinoff of a very special episode of Blossom.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
will never…
give you up
let you down
run around
desert you
make you cry
say good-bye
tell a lie, or
hurt you.
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well be known as Basil, not Basil.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
… was a poor mutineer — barely kept his family fed
And then one day he was giving a live feed
When up from his depths came a-bubbling greed.
Snake oil that is,
Black Reparations. Taxes. Free.
Well, the next thing you know he’s friends with millionaires
His handlers said “Jeb also got his share.”
Said “California’s the place you want to be.
It’s Universal — get a slot on NBC.”
Shills, that is.
Sinning pols. Movie stars.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
Despite coming from humble origins (might be Kenya) who did not live in the US for most of his childhood, who faked his way through Columbia and Harvard finally got his chance to be the ‘Change America Needs’…..Lowering the rise of the oceans and giving us clean air to breathe….
Hey, this is produced by Barack and Mooshell Obama and his vanity and ego are about as large as it gets…….What else would we expect????
“My So-Called Wife”?
My brother! SLAP!
My husband! SLAP!
My brother…
Forget it, Kkkch, it’s Lobby Town.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
Is a Democrat and might be smarter than a 5th grader
“… was asked to leave her place of residence. That request came from her brother.
With no other country willing to take her, she arrived at the apartment of her friend Sandy, to explain how a garbage disposal works.
For several years Sandy, too, had made illegal payments to a boyfriend.
Can two disgraced politicians pipe down and stop driving the rest of us crazy?”
— The Squad Couple
… comes across the lost evidence in the Kelner case.
…is hoping to parlay her exposure into something bigger, like “Dancing with the Stars” or “The Bachelorette “…
…has flipped party allegiance so many times he doesn’t know what he stands for…just like every other politician ever…
Knows how to ‘bend and… SNAP’
Most of them have the “bend” part perfected.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
is a sex machine with all the chicks….
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
is the first baseman.
What?
Second base
Who’s on second?
I don’t know.
Third Base!
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
knows when to hold ’em and knows when to fold ’em.
knows when to walk away,
knows when to run…
Now THAT I’d watch!
…can eat his weight in cheese curds while drinking enough domestic beer (because America, dammit) to drown a baby elephant.
I piss on any politician who can’t drown an elephant full grown with his beer consumption.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…
CNN/PMSNBC/Snopes/Frieda/etc actually tell the truth about. (Found in the fantasy section, of course.)
Frieda should fact-check this thread.
I suspect malicious hooliganism.
Coming soon to Netflix – a new series about a politician who…can’t tell a lie because his nose grows in length whenever he does. Thus he is forced by his strange affliction (Pinocchio Syndrome) to always tell the truth and can never make wild promises that he knows can’t be kept. The series will cover his entire political career of honesty and truth so it’s only one episode long.
Sounds like 58 minutes of commercials and 2 minutes of closing credits.
…was once named Barack, and after the op, is a single white female her kids still call Pop.
…who goes back in time to kill the student body president who supplied the shoe polish that was to be used in a skit.