Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
…smoking near the bean burrito factory.
Moose and Squirrel
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
the Clinton’s destroying some evidence. Nothing to see here, move along. Look! SQUIRREL!
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
what explosion comrade?
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
the construction of a large wooden badger went wrong.
Obviously sub-contracted to the former French Notre Dame workers.
Should have gone with USC.
…a crucial piece of safety equipment was liberated in exchange for vodka and cigarettes…
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
is a mystery.
Climate Change ™
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
is obviously because Orange Man Bad.
…someone used a hammer to install a piece of hardware, when proper installation called for using a sickle…
Someone finally found the “any key”.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
a mis-configured Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Well there WAS supposed to be an earth shattering KA-BOOM
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
Putin: “Finland is throwing molotov cocktails at us again and we must invade. We will not be intimidated and we will ruin their sh!t”!
… is unknown, but investigators have found a splintered crate near the scene with the word ACME on it.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
something went “boom”.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
is the Russian language has the same problem with inflammable and inflammable.
…one of the engineers was heard to say, “Here, comrade, hold my vodka”…
Hat tip to you! GMTA
Although one has to wonder if any Russian would ever trust another Russian with their Vodka.
He obviously wasn’t thinking clearly…
Probably had too much vodka to drink.
In Russia, “Too much vodka to drink” is a nonsequitor.
… according to witnesses, the last words they heard at the scene were, “Hold my vodka and watch this.”
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
coyote infestation.
“The frozen pizza instructions say to keep it frozen while the oven preheats, but it won’t be a big deal if I put it on a tray now so it’s ready as soon as the oven is.”
…John Rambo…
Bernie Sanders didn’t get all the free stuff he demanded on a recent visit.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
someone accidentally started all their “Good morning Mr. Phelps…” tapes all at once.
The cause of that mysterious explosion in Russia…
probably involved a Damncat.
Cat:1
Bear:0
… detonation of the newest 007 bomb
…obvisiously caused by Russian collusion… I mean collision.
Nuclear Wessels
Clear evidence of American collusion
…the safety officer formerly worked at Chernobyl…
Slim Pickens
Looks like it hareliped ever’body on Bear Creek!
“The ‘Check Engine’ light? Meh, it can wait for the weekend. What’s the worst that could happen?”
John McClain, plastic explosives, detonators, television set, office chair and a long elevator shaft.
“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
MacGuyverski.
MacGruberski…. We only have 20 seconds.
Uerkelokov: “Did I do that?”
I take that to mean Obama has been hired to work on their nuclear jet program. On the books this time.
Bomb, The Angry Bird
…the chief engineer innocently opened a video featuring Diet Coke and Mentos…
…a successful Skynet interconnectivity config test.
Crossing the Sbtryms
It was the house that the man lived in who did not learn how not to be seen.