Straight Line of the Day: If Joe Biden Wins the Democrat Nomination His Running Mate Will Be… Posted by Oppo on 19 September 2019, 12:00 pm Per zzyzx. . . . edited by walruskkkch. Straight Line of the Day: If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… well I’m not saying it will be an Alien but…it will be an Alien. Isn’t that obvious? Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… forgotten like every other losing vice president candidate in the history of the United States. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… paying off a lost bet. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… a gender fluid, black-chicano, differently abled illegal Alien. Loading... Reply to this comment
…remembered, if at all, not as a lost violent soul, but only as a hollow man, a stuffed man. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… Abby something. Abby, Abby, Abby Normal. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… the American People! Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… unavailable for comment. Loading... Reply to this comment
…chosen because xe is able to immediately take over the duties of Commander-in-Chief and not because xe checks off at least three boxes on the Democrat victim hierarchy. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… really surprised. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… whoever draws the short straw. Loading... Reply to this comment
Sisyphus’ big boulder to roll up hill or Hillary Clinton… as there’s no difference. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… the Grim Reaper. Loading... Reply to this comment
…a potato. They are looking to hit the Farming lobby. Sorry, I meant potato. Loading... Reply to this comment
…disappointed. …so far left you can’t see them. Gotta make Joe look like a centrist. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be… That crazy cat lady from the Simpsons. (Yes I know she’s just a cartoon character but then again….isn’t Joe just a cartoon character too?) Loading... Reply to this comment
Hillary Clinton, and he will commit suicide on January 21, with 3 bullets to the back of the head. Such a tragedy. Loading... Reply to this comment
….Margaret Thatcher. At least that’s what he’ll say before corrected. Loading... Reply to this comment
… counting the hours…
… seriously perusing the 25th Amendment…
… practicing a winning smile while saying, “That’s Joe!”…
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
well I’m not saying it will be an Alien but…it will be an Alien. Isn’t that obvious?
…so obvious even a caveman would get it.
…polishing a resume…
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
forgotten like every other losing vice president candidate in the history of the United States.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
paying off a lost bet.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
a gender fluid, black-chicano, differently abled illegal Alien.
Who is a female and a Muslim.
…remembered, if at all, not as a lost violent soul, but only as a hollow man, a stuffed man.
…will be kicking trash cans while shouting: “That’s Embarrassing!”
Corn Pop
Harvey
The rabbit not the slacker from IMAO.
Pooka
Hedley Lamar.
A volley ball named Wilson.
The MSM.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
Abby something. Abby, Abby, Abby Normal.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
the American People!
…studying the actuarial tables.
…able to translate Dementia-ese to English.
…somebody who is clean and articulate.
…whoever Neil Kinnock would have picked.
…clinically depressed.
…somebody with terrific smelling hair.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
unavailable for comment.
…chosen because xe is able to immediately take over the duties of Commander-in-Chief and not because xe checks off at least three boxes on the Democrat victim hierarchy.
…Jake from State Farm.
…or Peggy from the Discover credit card commercials.
Well, he’s a guy, so…
…keeping his day job.
…doing a lot of explaining.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
really surprised.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
whoever draws the short straw.
…The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
a large wooden badger
…Dean Winters
…Elwood Blues
Sisyphus’ big boulder to roll up hill or Hillary Clinton… as there’s no difference.
LEEEEEROY JENKINS!
… Naw…. that or Randolph Scott might actually give him an edge.
Campaign slogan: “Let’s do this.”
…At least I got my chicken.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
the Grim Reaper.
…poll…. or perhaps a Lithuanian.
…Trogdor
…as revered as Harvey Weinstein
…a potato. They are looking to hit the Farming lobby. Sorry, I meant potato.
…disappointed.
…so far left you can’t see them. Gotta make Joe look like a centrist.
If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination his running mate will be…
That crazy cat lady from the Simpsons. (Yes I know she’s just a cartoon character but then again….isn’t Joe just a cartoon character too?)
Hillary Clinton, and he will commit suicide on January 21, with 3 bullets to the back of the head. Such a tragedy.
….Margaret Thatcher. At least that’s what he’ll say before corrected.
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