Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
well I’m not saying its made up stuff even an Alien would find inconceivable but… it will be made up stuff an Alien would definitely find inconceivable.
… some testimony that, summed up, sounds very much like “Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you’ve been messin’ around”…
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
that guy, you know, the one that knows someone who saw a note that describes this other guy overhearing a conversation between two other guys discussing what they say was told them by another guy who was present when this other guy mentioned the fact that he agreed with this other guy who had an anonymous source with connections to the people who were discussing a report sent them by this other guy who may, or may not have, been present when this guy claimed dismay over what he was told the President really meant to say in the July phone call.
“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Trump quid pro quo-ing at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
Witnesses to be called: Joe Isuzu, Baghdad Bob, Tawana Brawley, Jim Acosta, Rosie Ruiz, Benedict Arnold, P.T. Barnum, New Coke, Roger Goodell, Vince with Shamwow, and a Nigerian prince who is struggling to give away a reported $15 trillion.
Evidence to be introduced: Invented hearsay, the Zapruder film, the Kelner case, recent freeze warnings to prove global warming, the VRWC, the Hindenberg, and pictures of the Nigerian prince’s $15 trillion.
Frasier’s and Niles’ long-lost brother Ulysses. Schiff will introduce him as U. Crane. For Schiff, what’s one more fictional character coming to testi-lie?
…Adam Schiff’s fever dreams…
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
well I’m not saying its made up stuff even an Alien would find inconceivable but… it will be made up stuff an Alien would definitely find inconceivable.
I find that to be inconceivable. ~ Kif Kroker
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
numerous parodies and other works of fiction.
a large wooden badger
… evidence that Jeffrey Epstein really did kill himself…provided by some guy named Steele…
LEEROY JENKINS!
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
… some testimony that, summed up, sounds very much like “Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you’ve been messin’ around”…
They calling Steve Perry?
Did Steve hear it from Kevin Cronin?
They expect him to sing.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
that guy, you know, the one that knows someone who saw a note that describes this other guy overhearing a conversation between two other guys discussing what they say was told them by another guy who was present when this other guy mentioned the fact that he agreed with this other guy who had an anonymous source with connections to the people who were discussing a report sent them by this other guy who may, or may not have, been present when this guy claimed dismay over what he was told the President really meant to say in the July phone call.
That’s an amazingly coherent sentence. And all too accurate.
And a Harvey Award to you, too!
It will look nice on the mantle.
It’s a mantle construct — a mantle image — so that’s appropriate.
Congratulations!
…Tommy Flanagan. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
Basil but not Basil.
Basil & Basil sounds like a formidable law firm…
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
things that they haven’t made up yet.
…a ham sandwich.
It was threatened with grand jury conviction if it failed to appear.
But they held up the subpoena on the Mayo.
I think that was Schrodingers Cat.
Randolph Scott and Mongo
Mongo only pawn in game of impeachment.
Rick Astley
Never gonna
He really let Schiff down.
…rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes. Mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits. Muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a$$kickers, sh!tkickers and Methodists.
…a first-round draft pick and a player to be named later.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
Roy G. Biv
That’s what we need — some colorful testimony…
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
Anonymiss.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
material from the Kelner case.
Obviously he doesn’t need it anymore…
Was he associated with a certain former Secretary of State?
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
a magic 8 ball.
Simone Adamley:
“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Trump quid pro quo-ing at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
BOMBSHELL !!!
– CNN –
…Curly!
…Rufus T. Firefly, Bob Roland, Gloria Teasdale, Chicolini and Pinky.
… Sweet Loretta Martin, who thought she was a woman, but she was another man – to bring some clarity to transgenderism…
Witnesses to be called: Joe Isuzu, Baghdad Bob, Tawana Brawley, Jim Acosta, Rosie Ruiz, Benedict Arnold, P.T. Barnum, New Coke, Roger Goodell, Vince with Shamwow, and a Nigerian prince who is struggling to give away a reported $15 trillion.
Evidence to be introduced: Invented hearsay, the Zapruder film, the Kelner case, recent freeze warnings to prove global warming, the VRWC, the Hindenberg, and pictures of the Nigerian prince’s $15 trillion.
I think you covered all the bases there.
…Boris and Natasha.
Moose and squirrel
…Robert Ludlum.
ROUS’s
(Could be Rodents could be Republicans… it’s hard to tell)
…if it involves Chris Christie, then its definitely Republicans
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
ghosts of Chimeras.
Past, present or future?
Well, we all know how Schiff likes to be in front of a chimera.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
some Ukraine girls who will knock Trump out.
Cleophus Brown from the Triple Rock Baptist Church
…The California Raisons. (they heard it through the grapevine)
it is their D’etre.
damning evidence such as a half-eaten sandwich and some pocket lint.
…first person witness account from a Ouija board.
That’s how they will have to get Hillary.
…include my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
…the original whistleblower. At last we will meet, for the first time, for the last time…(pauses…nods…)
… Brian Jerard “Kato” Kaelin.
…Greta Thunberg on how Trump stole her childhood. “SHAME ON YOU!”
Schiff’s hot girlfriend. She’s from Canada, you’ve never met her.
George Glass.
Art van Delay Tactics.
“Sure, Adam”
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
a blue dress.
…. Blue Duress. A permanent stain on our society’s fabric.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
Doctor bloody Bernowski.
It’s five o’clock, and time for the impeachment on your telly to implode.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
Mark Felt.
Public impeachment testimony started yesterday! Witnesses to be called and evidence to be introduced include…
a duplicate key.
… with GOP-metric logic, too.
… So they DID have access to the straw man (Barry’s) all along!
Trogdor
Henry Rollins.
Frasier’s and Niles’ long-lost brother Ulysses. Schiff will introduce him as U. Crane. For Schiff, what’s one more fictional character coming to testi-lie?
…Amanda Huggenkiss. All the GOP committee members giggle.
A transcript of the SLotD prompt, to prove that it wasn’t just asking for “Witnesses to be called”.
However, the prompt will be called as a witness instead of introduced as evidence anyway.
The three shells
Red, Green, and Spiky Blue?
So they have PROOF it was a Russian nesting collusion!
OJ’s gloves