IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #18 10-31-05

  1. Introduction
  2. The horror of Harriet Miers
  3. Harvey: Fun Facts About Louisiana Part 1
  4. Right Wing Duck: What scares me
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Louisiana Part 2
  6. FrankJ: What scares me
  7. Hail to the Hottie
  8. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Vampires
  9. Sarah K: What scares me
  10. Halloween essentials
  11. Children’s fears
  12. Conclusion

“Breaking” News (Heh — Couldn’t Resist)

From the ever-vigilant trigger-guards at NBC:

What Is the ‘Boogaloo’? How Online Calls for a Violent Uprising Are Hitting the Mainstream
NBCnews / 2/19/20

. . . The current boogaloo movement was first noticed by extremism researchers in 2019, when fringe groups from gun rights

“fringe”?

They are “extremism researchers,” but gun-rights advocates are “fringe”?

and militia movements to white supremacists began referring to an impending civil war using the word “boogaloo,” a joking reference to “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo,” a 1984 sequel movie about breakdancing.

The term is used to describe an uprising against a seemingly tyrannical or left-wing government, often in response to a perceived threat of widespread gun confiscation. For many, the word “boogaloo” — silly on its face — is used jokingly or ironically, but for others, the boogaloo memes are shared alongside violent text and images, seemingly to inflame an eventual confrontation.

In the last three months, boogaloo-related conversation has grown rapidly, according to the researchers, who found that use of the term has increased nearly 50 percent on platforms like Reddit and Twitter over the last few months. Increased exposure, the researchers warn, carries the danger of indoctrination.

Increased exposure, the researchers warn, carries the danger of indoctrination.
Don’t talk about the term we’re talking about! You’ll only spread it!

Much like the OK hand symbol co-opted

[at least they’re no longer claiming “originated”]

by white nationalists who later denied the association,

… or by trigger-happy leftists who later denied the denial …

the ambiguity of the term “boogaloo” works to cloak extremist organizing in the open.

“Like a virus hiding from the immune system,

End the SARS-chasm!

the use of comical-meme language permits the network to organize violence secretly behind a mirage of inside jokes and plausible deniability,” the report states.

If there’s a network, why do they need some other way of communicating secretly?

“Aaugh! Hitler Youth are now calling their adversaries Poopie-Heads! Avoid using or snickering at that term, you racists, because by doing so you’re calling for the violent overthrow of the government!! We say.”


We’ve Come Out In a Debris Field

Man, that’s a lot of asteroids:

While there are asteroids all over the Solar System, there’s a huge collection of them between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter. Some astronomers think that could have formed into a planet if Jupiter was not nearby. By the way, this “belt” may erroneously create the impression that it is chock full of asteroids and requires some fancy Millennium Falcon-style maneuvering, but in reality there are usually hundreds or thousands of miles in between individual asteroids. This shows the Solar System is a big place.

Source

Looks like humans have a long way to go to catch up, with space debris and satellites, but at least we’ve made a start.

As of January 2019, the number of debris objects estimated to be in orbit are:
• 34 000 objects larger than 10 cm in diameter
• 900 000 objects ranging from from 1 cm to 10 cm in size
• 128 million objects from 1 mm to 1 cm

Source

Deity Obtains ‘Excel’; Brings New Order To The Universe


How the universe looks now.

“You should have seen Me when I first got Photoshop. Presto! Platypus!”


Straight Line of the Day: What Could Farmers Know That Bloomberg Doesn’t?

Straight Line of the Day: What could farmers know that Bloomberg doesn’t?


Truth or Parody?

So how can we tell the difference between an actual news story and a parody? Got me, I only work here. But I know you Boyos are a lot smarter than me so I got 8 headlines for you to make the call. You will be timed. Best of luck.

  1. Osaka airport introduces canine comfort room, complete with pole
  2. Target Announces Senior Discount For Anyone Who Self-Identifies As Age 60 Or Older.
  3. Malpractice? This Nurse Included Shoes and Clothes in Your Body Weight.
  4. Come to Rio, get robbed: Brazil tourism body shares awkward Instagram post
  5. Australian Officials Touting Bushfire As Huge Success
  6. Woman accused of calling 911 after parents cut off cellphone
  7. New Hampshire Police Chief strips off clothes after being stripped of duties.
  8. Woman who flashed Google street view car faces legal charges.

Washington’s Birthday (Actual)

While the nation mis-remembered Washington’s Birthday on Monday of this week, the actual anniversary of George Washington’s birth is today.

[The YouTube]

The idea of naming the U.S. capital city after Washington is good. What they’ve done with it isn’t. Of course, it’s hard for any person, or group of people to live up to the ideal.