Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best. Four weeks total at number one in June and July 1944 for this one.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

“Hopey One — Now, There’s a Name I Haven’t Heard in Many Years.”

Bernie Sanders in 2022: “Yes, I fought in the Clown Wars.”

Placing the Blame Squarely Where It Belongs

“You all did it for me!” Biden yelled at 300 of his supporters at his caucus-night party at the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers union hall in Las Vegas.

“Now we’re going to go on to South Carolina,” he threatened.

“We’ve got a chance!” he complained.

He berated the crowd with such insults as “Without you I wouldn’t be here today!”

In a final gesture of contempt, he then invited them to vote for the other Biden.


Submitted For Your Approval: Litter Bucks

Submitted by Slapout:

Straight Line of the Day: India Has Located 3,500 Tons of Gold Ore. Trump’s Visit There…

Straight Line of the Day: India has located 3,500 tons of gold ore. Trump’s visit there…

In nothing short of a jackpot for the Uttar Pradesh government, geologists have discovered massive gold deposits in Sonbhadra district of eastern Uttar Pradesh. . . . there are two gold mines with around 3,500 tonnes of gold ore . . . This is around five times the current gold reserves of the country.

financialexpress.com | 2/22/2020

There’s a word for that! 2 shots ain’t enough you better make it 3

You better believe it.

This week’s soused synonyms include these gems.

Pafisticated

Pickled the mustard

Quisby

Seeing a flock of moons

Sniffed the barmaid’s apron

That’s it until next week. Stay thirsty my friends.

UFOs

UFO

UFO caught on video by NASA.

I got some family members that believe UFOs are visitors from another planet. I personally don’t. I mean, think about it. If you were traveling along and came across a planet like ours, with people like ours, would you stop for a visit or would you put up a sign warning others? I’d give the Planet of the Jackasses a wide berth.

But, of course, every time someone puts up a warning sign, some other idiot decides to see for themselves. How many people do you know that see a Coke machine with an “Out of Service” sign that will still put money in the machine, then complain when it takes their money? I run into these people every day. So, yeah, maybe, just maybe, there are some stupid aliens that decide to ignore the warning signs and venture close to see what all the fuss is about.

Maybe that’s what NASA caught on camera recently.

The 22-minute long footage shows the bus-sized UFO moving at the same speed as the ISS, which moves at 78km/second.

At the end of the live feed stream, the UFO shoots upwards and disappears, leaving behind a green burst of light.

Is it a visitor from another planet? Is it some top secret military project from Earth? Something else? I’m certain our crack research team — that’s you — can figure this one out.