Memes: Midnight Confessions

Just I thought I’ve been thinking to myself.

Thursday Night Open Thread

Dave Dudley broke into Country Music big in 1963 with what became his signature song, “Six Days on the Road.” It wasn’t actually his biggest hit, but it was his most well-known over his career.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Submitted for your Approval: Virus Problem Solved!

Since it works so well for bad guys with guns …

Virus-Free Zone

Via: Slapout

Speechless

Ilhan Omar Praises Trump’s ‘Incredible’ Response to Coronavirus Pandemic
Fox News | March 18 2020 | Gregg Re

Minnesota Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar unexpectedly praised President Trump’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic on Wednesday night, saying it was “incredible and the right response in this critical time.”

Omar, normally a staunch critic of the White House who herself has repeatedly drawn the president’s ire, went on to quote Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., as saying “unprecedented times require unprecedented leadership” — and, Omar added, “we are seeing that in our country right now.”

Song Parody: While My Catarrh Gently Weeps

I look at you, Wall, see the numbers there leaping
While my catarrh gently weeps
I wipe down the door, and I’m feverishly sweeping,
While my catarrh gently weeps

I don’t know why we weren’t protected
They were expected to
I don’t know how much you suspected
When they neglected you

I look at the world’s virtue-signal condemnings
While my catarrh gently weeps
With all these missed steaks we must surely be lemmings
While my catarrh gently weeps

I don’t know why nobody told you
What the controlled should do:
I just know how much they tried to blindfold you,
And let Greta scold you . . .

Had To Check To Make Sure This Wasn’t From The Babylon Bee

Playboy Cites Coronavirus in Decision To End Print Edition
The Hill | 03 19 2020

Submitted for Your Approval: Change of Plans

Submitted by Gumbeaux:

Man, I Love Human Beings

Man Dressed as a Tyrannosaurus Rex Is Given a Warning by Police for Ignoring Spain’s Coronavirus Quarantine Rules
Daily Mail | March 17, 2020

A man flouted Spain’s coronavirus quarantine rules by taking out the rubbish while dressed as a dinosaur.

Police officers stopped the man – who was wearing a tyrannosaurus rex costume – and gave him a warning as he waddled away from a street-side bin where he had just dumped a bag.

Residents and tourists alike are banned from going outside except to buy food, go to work or get medical help for 15 days.

Straight Line of the Day: So Speedy Gonzalez Has Gone Bad? The Next Cartoon Character To Do So…

Straight Line of the Day: So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…

Gwinnett County Police Charge Speedy Gonzalez — Yes, That’s His Name — in Stolen Checks Case
Gwinnett (GA) Daily Post / Mar 10, 2020

Police announced on Tuesday that they have charged a 35-year-old Buford man — who officers say is also named Speedy Gonzalez — with forgery, identity theft and theft by deception. The charges are related to checks that were stolen from a Suwanee home and later used at a Home Depot in the Snellville area.

“His current whereabouts are unknown,” police said on Tuesday. “We urge Speedy to turn himself in to the Gwinnett County Jail.”

While his name might sound unusual, or fake, Gwinnett County jail records show he has been booked under the name several times in the past, including two arrests on identity theft and theft by deception in early 2019. No other first or middle name is listed for him in the jail records.

Well, Yogi Bear crossed that line a long time ago.


Cartoons and Memes

For your amusement.

Cheers to the Wuhan Virus!

Found this online somewhere. Let me go look and see where I got it. You watch this and I’ll be right back.

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I saw it at The Patriot Post. Thanks, guys and gals!

Oh, and we’re probably gonna be starting the day by 7 am most days. Just so you know.