Submitted by FormerHostage:
Little ditty about Jack and Diane
Two American kids growin’ up wit da Wuhan.
Jackie gonna be a football star
Diane coughed out loud in backseat of Jackie’s car
Suckin’ on chili dogs on a plate between your knees
Diane’s sittin’ on Jackie’s lap
She turned her head and gave a sneeze
Jackie say, hey, Diane
Let’s run off behind a shady trees
Peel off our N95’s
And sniff at the breeze
Oh yeah, life goes on
Even with the threat, of the deadly Wuhan
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin’ is gone
The Wuhan
Jackie sits back
Reflects his thoughts for the moment
Gives a little cough
And does his best to keep clean
Well you know, Diane
We oughta binge watch G o T
Diane says, baby
You ain’t missin’ nuth-in
Jackie, say
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin’ is gone
Oh yeah, even with the threat, of the deadly Wuhan
Gonna let it rock
I need a roll
That double ply Charmin
Soft on my ***hole
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
We all on hard lockdown
Cuz of the deadly Wuhan
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin’ is gone
Oh yeah, I say, even with the threat, of the deadly Wuhan
Little ditty about Jack and Diane
Two American kids growin’ up wit da Wuhan.
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