Straight Line of the Day: The Hot Pockets heiress got five months in prison for the College Admissions scam. Other grocery-related criminals include…
Straight Line of the Day: The Hot Pockets heiress got five months in prison for the College Admissions scam. Other grocery-related criminals include…
Senate Bill S.1023 would make it a federal crime to put pineapple or any fruit other than tomatoes on a pizza,
I think this is the first time I ever tofu’ed anyone. Speaking of things that shouldn’t go on Pizza.
You’ll change your tune once you get on the Dole…
Dog pile….ehhhhhh…tofu pile on DamnCat!!!
A few more and I’ll get an Anti-Harvey Award. What should we call an award for 10 unfunny, tofu votes? A Margret Cho, maybe?
A Greta?
What, people like pineapple on pizza?
Chicken’s wrong, too.
Sausage, meatballs, pep . . . Mushrooms, . . . I’ll let anchovies onto the menu, because they have so many years of precedent now, but yecch.
Pineapple and ham is nice. Toss in some shrimp as well.
Abomination! Abomination, I say!!!
How about throwing some tuna on it?
Colonel Mustard and Professor Plum
There are numerous stollen items in the German Bakery.
“Other Grocery-Related Criminals Include…”
…all manufacturers of turkey bacon.
Producers of Limburger cheese
I think he means all makers of dairy products.
…an ongoing investigation into The Jolly Green Giant and the misuse of steroids, Human Growth Hormone, and voluntary, illegal exposure to gamma radiation.
Tyson Farms CEO arrested for choking his chicken in public.
…an APB out for the Hamburglar.
The Hot Pockets heiress got five months in prison for the College Admissions scam. Other grocery-related criminals include…
Apu.
The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, even though he didn’t do as much damage to NYC as DeBlasio or Cuomo.
quid Cuo Blasio.
… the makers of Honeycomb cereal, which contains neither honey nor combs…
…the Frito Bandito and the Cookie Crisp Thief’s food fight with Twinkie the Kid.
Squeezing the Charmin
Before he testifies, somebody is going to demonstrate for Mr. Whipple the meaning of “snitches get stitches.”
He’s gonna get rolled (on the Downy low).
… ad men, with their criminal use of “new” and “improved”…
A cashier just got 5 year tax fraud sentence for giving out a single use plastic bag without charging the ten cents.
The customer got a 10 year bio terrorism sentence for reusing it.
Here’s a real one from 8 years ago, all 340 pounds worth. Ironic she was captured at a Piggly Wiggly.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/shoplifter-went-on-piggly-wiggly-rampage-789304
I am so afraid to look.
You had me at “choking cloud of pepper spray”.
The good old “Wobbly Hog” . I mean the grocery store, not that shoplifter