OK, since there’s all this free time on our hands, what are some Straight Lines of the Day you’d like to see?
Joe Biden’s statement, “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and … correct the public health.” is best translated as…
Oppo runs out of straight lines so he…
in IMAO’s latest attempt to create content with zero effort…..
If you find you have free time on your hands, the President and Dr. Fauci want you to wash them!
The CDC recommends that you not touch your face – but you are allowed to touch…
toucha, toucha, toucha me. I wanna feel dirty. Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creature of the night.
Buy me a nice tuna dinner first. No promises.
No promises? Then no deal. When I quid I expect the pro quo.
Maybe a tunacolada?
Signs Joe is off his meds…
But if we quarantined the stupid who would…
OK, since there’s all this free time on our hands, what are some Straight Lines of the Day you’d like to see?
Joe Biden’s statement, “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and … correct the public health.” is best translated as…
Not even Gabby Johnson could translate that!
zzyzx Johnson is right!
That Damn Johnson cat is right!
The first thing I’m gonna do when this is over is go out and…
The first thing Joe Biden is gonna do when this is over is go out and…
The first thing (insert celebrity name) is gonna do…
The biggest winner/loser from the virus is…
You won’t believe what I found after being held captive in my house…
After spending so much time at home, my dog told me…
With everybody on edge these days, my neighbors really dislike it when I…
You won’t believe what I discovered you can do with empty soup cans…
Straight lines? Cocaine on a mirror?
Hunter? Is that you?
Well he certainly knows his hookers and blow.
Now that we’ve beaten the coronavirus, the next Chinese virus we have to deal with is…..
Since the cobloggers at IMAO cannot figure out their own content, their next gimmick to get their readers to give them ideas for posts will be…..
You called them cob-loggers … teehee!
And if you ever had your cob logged you know how painful that can be.
Meanwhile, in non-COVID-19-related news…
Don’t ask me, I can’t make a straight line without a ruler.
If we weren’t socially distancing I’d smack you for that one.
Puns are the second lowest form of humor.
Don’t get me started on mimes.
You do know that puns are a second religion here at IMAO, don’t you?