Wuhan!
Singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
Wuhan!
Thrilling combination
Every move that he makes
Wuhan smile and suddenly nobody else, will, do
You know you’ll never be lonely with
You know who
Pretty Wuhan, walking down the street
Pretty Wuhan, the kind I like to meet
Pretty Wuhan
I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth
No one could look as good as you
I saw a man scared stiff of the Chinese virus downtown
Walking through the streets of SoHo deranged
He crossed the street in front of a place called Lee Ho Fooks
To avoid getting infected by bat-beef chow mein …
Wuhan bourbon Wuhan scotch Wuhan beer – George Thorogood
Hard Luck Wuhan – KISS
Wuhan of These Days – Pink Floyd
The Wuhan I Love – REM
Wuhan Bad Apple – Scruffy the Cat
Good Hearted Wuhan – Waylon Jennings
No Wuhan, No cry- Bob Marley
Blondie, Wuhan Way Or Another
Wuhan is the loneliest covid by 30 dog night.
Wuhan The Levee Breaks- Memphis Minnie
I’m A Wuhan-Wuhan Man (I’m A One-Woman Man)
Ah, a twofer? Swingin’ for the bleachers, huh?
(“Wuhan a Man Loves a Wuhan”)
Eagles: “Witchy Wuhan”
“Oh, WitchXi Wuhan.”
“Wuhan” John to Yoko
“You Make Me Feel Like a National Wuhan”
Kung Flu Fighting
Wuhan!
Singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
Wuhan!
Thrilling combination
Every move that he makes
Wuhan smile and suddenly nobody else, will, do
You know you’ll never be lonely with
You know who
Pretty Wuhan, walking down the street
Pretty Wuhan, the kind I like to meet
Pretty Wuhan
I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy
My love ain’t in my presence
I know we live like peasants
Only ever has to leave me
Lonely forever and forever
My love ain’t in my presence
Zoom me when I’m feeling lonely
People tell me that she’s only
Careful, it isn’t pleasant
She’s a Wuhan who understands
She’s a Wuhan who loves her man
My love ain’t in my presence
Wuhan’s coming (hide your face girl) by 30 dog night.
Bat…you’ll be a wuhan soon.
Rainy Day Wuhan
I’m pushing the envelope on your game rules here but:
Only Wuhan on the Inside
-Divinyls/Pretenders
Barely Breathing
-Duncan Shiek (no changes)
All The Best Viruses Have Chinese Eyes
-Pete Townsend
Hard Luck Wuhan
-Kiss
Wuhan Love Comes To Town
-U2
Number Wuhan
-The Rutles
I’ll BeThere For Wuhan
-The Rembrandts
I’ll see myself out.
Now I can’t get “Number Wuhan” out of me head.
American Wuhan by the Guess Who. One hardly needs to change the lyrics.
Wuhan is the lonliest bummer.
Wuhan the moon hits your eye like the big bat deep-fried, that’s amore.
Wuhan,
Wu-u-u-han.
Do you have infecting on your mind?
— Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
We need an anthem! Songs with “When,” “Woman,” or “One,” replaced by “Wuhan”:
No Wuhan, no cry.
— Bob Marley
Ooops, missed the first post. My bad.
It was funnier when Dohtimes said it.
We need an anthem! Songs with “When,” “Woman,” or “One,” replaced by “Wuhan”:
Hard hitting Wuhan,
soft membrane lungs
been the cause of trouble
ever since this thing began.
— Elvis Presley
I met it on a Monday and it made me ill
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
Somebody told me that there is no pill
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
Yeah, my heart might still
Yes, Congress spent 2 trill
And I brought TP home
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
Media is losing it, they hope we die
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
They should be quiet, but they lie and lie
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
Yeah, they hope we die
Yes, Joe Bi goodbye
And I brought TP home
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
Infected me at seven causing injury
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
But still not as lethal as Hillary
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
Yeah, Fort Marcy Park
Yes, Epstein jumped the shark
Lots more bodies down in Ark
Da doo Wuhan-han, da doo Wuhan
I am Wuhan, hear me roar – kill numbers too big to ignore…
Bat Tragic Wuhan – Santana
Ha…. I searched for the work ‘Magic’ to make sure it hadn’t been used.
I first wrote “magic” but changed it to “tragic”.
Bat Magic Wuhan
Along Comes a Wuhan
-Chicago
I Would Die For Wuhan
-Prince
You’re the Wuhan For Me Fatty
-The Smiths
I’ll Be Alright Without Wuhan
-Journey
I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like Wuhan
-Alan Parsons Project
Follow Wuhan Follow Me
-Genesis
The Ghost In Wuhan
-Psychadelic Furs
I Got Wuhan
-Split Enz
Wuuuuuhan… Werewolves of Beijing
I saw a man scared stiff of the Chinese virus downtown
Walking through the streets of SoHo deranged
He crossed the street in front of a place called Lee Ho Fooks
To avoid getting infected by bat-beef chow mein …
Ain’t No Sunshine in Wuhan
I scoured my iTunes:
Wuhan bourbon Wuhan scotch Wuhan beer – George Thorogood
Hard Luck Wuhan – KISS
Wuhan of These Days – Pink Floyd
The Wuhan I Love – REM
Wuhan Bad Apple – Scruffy the Cat
Good Hearted Wuhan – Waylon Jennings
Sumertiiiiiiime…
…and the livin’ is wheezy.
Wheeze burger in paradise
I Wuhan a New Drug. Huyie Lewis and the State-run Media.
I think it’s safe to say that, somewhere in these selections, we have our anthem.
Bat Scratch Fever, needed some Ted Nugent
Oh say can you see, past this epidemic fight.
while we tragically flail, against the media’s preening.
We need an anthem! Songs with “When,” “Woman,” or “One,” replaced by “Wuhan”:
Man, I feel like a wuhan.
— Shania Twain
Harry Nilsson Wuhan (One)
Wuhan is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do.
(Whole Lotta Love might be good to parody) waaayyyy down inside…Woman…You neeeed
Sky rockets in flight…
Bat Wuhan delight.