Straight Line of the Day: Things You Can Say About a Pandemic, But Not About Your Date: Posted by Oppo on 13 April 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Things you can say about a pandemic, but not about your date: Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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A little heavy breathing gets me hot. Oh wait, both do that. At least this flu didn’t cost me 8 bucks at the Sizzler. That virus won’t be disappointed when I don’t call. Frequent hand washing is a sign of respect, before, during, and after getting closer than six feet. If I knew it would be this easy I would have put on some PPE in the car. Hey, hope I don’t get a disease this time. Loading... Reply to this comment
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I’m not putting my mouth on that. You’re not here to kill Grandma are you? My dad’s still not over you. No offense, but I’m not going to let you catch me. No worries, a little bleach and elbow grease and I’ll have every trace of you gone in no time. Loading... Reply to this comment
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You make me sick.
Things you can say about a pandemic, but not about your date:
How it is going to end.
Things you can say about a pandemic, but not about your date:
No first kiss.
Geez who wouldn’t want a kiss on a date?
“Half the guys I know have already had it.”
DARN YOU, Damncat! You made me spit take my coffee!!
Ouch!
Harvey Award!
“It’s 19 and easily spread!”
Harvey Award!
A little heavy breathing gets me hot. Oh wait, both do that.
At least this flu didn’t cost me 8 bucks at the Sizzler.
That virus won’t be disappointed when I don’t call.
Frequent hand washing is a sign of respect, before, during, and after getting closer than six feet.
If I knew it would be this easy I would have put on some PPE in the car.
Hey, hope I don’t get a disease this time.
Yes, that mutation does make your butt look fat.
Things you can say about a pandemic, but not about your date:
No gloves, no love.
I’m not putting my mouth on that.
You’re not here to kill Grandma are you?
My dad’s still not over you.
No offense, but I’m not going to let you catch me.
No worries, a little bleach and elbow grease and I’ll have every trace of you gone in no time.
Things you can say about a Pandemic, But not about your date:
The goal is to get through this with minimal exposure.
I’ll know how it went after the incubation period.
The dogs and cats might play a role in this, too.
Things you can say about a pandemic, but not about your date:
Two bagger good.
When you’re gone, I sure hope I’m immune to your advances.