“Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheep dip”
2.
“Are you sure it’s a hole in the ground, Bob?”
“I dunno. It looks like my ass, Jim.”
“It’s a hole.”
“I agree with Tim. It’s a hole.”
“But it could be my ass. Hard to tell.”
“Hey Clayton, what do you think?”
“Can’t say guys. Could be a hole; could be my ass. So hard to tell.”
3.
“We’ve been out here for a month, guys. So… who’s tap that?”
“At this point… I would.”
“Yeah, me, too.”
“Kinda reminds me of my wife.”
“Kinda reminds me of your wife, too, Al.”
I can’t be sure until we get it back to the lab but it looks like the last rational idea the Democrats ever had. And, this is just speculation, but that looks like a bullet hole in the back of the head…. must have been a suicide.
I’m not saying it’s dog doo on your shoe but … Dog doo!
“Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheep dip”
What’s new Bruce going to teach?
Nope. Got nothing.
Which is just as much as the dudes in the picture got.
IMAO Staff Team Building Event – Turd Identification
“How the hell would I know, I’m not a paleontologist. I thought you were the paleontologist.”
Hello 911? There’s 5 people dangerously close together….can you send the SWAT team?
Harvey Award!
“Whoever sold you that treasure map ripped you off.”
Staring at a molehill won’t make it a mountain gentlemen.
…unless you tell them, “TRUMP! says it’s a molehill!”
Then they’ll SWEAR! that is’s a (Russian) mountain!
5 liberals trying to learn how to farm.
“Well…Hello, Mr. Hoffa.”
“Why yes Jackson it IS a dead coyote. Odd to find one under an Acme Anvil like that though. Usually they survive such an incident.”
Johnson if you say “I’m not saying it’s an Alien but…” one more time I will have to shoot you.
“Nope, there’s no better Straight Lines of the Day over here either.”
Gentlemen…I believe this is the most interesting anthill we’ve ever seen.
Somebody needs to see “Them”.
Nope. Phase 4.
“I don’t care how much money they’re paying me, I am NOT touching Hillary’s vagina!”
Five layers of expertise is standard practice when attempting to tell one’s ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
“Stare into that.”
“Wow… Nietzsche was right.”
2.
“Are you sure it’s a hole in the ground, Bob?”
“I dunno. It looks like my ass, Jim.”
“It’s a hole.”
“I agree with Tim. It’s a hole.”
“But it could be my ass. Hard to tell.”
“Hey Clayton, what do you think?”
“Can’t say guys. Could be a hole; could be my ass. So hard to tell.”
3.
“We’ve been out here for a month, guys. So… who’s tap that?”
“At this point… I would.”
“Yeah, me, too.”
“Kinda reminds me of my wife.”
“Kinda reminds me of your wife, too, Al.”
We found it!
Joe Biden’s last coherent thought!
Duck. Duck. Duck…
I can’t be sure until we get it back to the lab but it looks like the last rational idea the Democrats ever had. And, this is just speculation, but that looks like a bullet hole in the back of the head…. must have been a suicide.
“Look over here sir, I think I found some tracks. They look like Hillary Clinton’s!”
Well, it’s official. We’ve found the final resting place of our Constitutional Rights.