Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

I know, I always start Friday Night Open Thread with that sentence, and not much else. So, why the something else tonight?

No reason at all. Well, maybe to point out why I do that. In these subsequent two paragraphs, I haven’t added any value with what I’ve written. So, when I go back to using just that one short sentence next Friday night, you’ll understand that there’s really nothing more to add. I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.

Public Service Announcement From Dodsfall

The Biden campaign ignorantly put up the “I’m on Team Joe!” make-your-own campaign meme generator:

https://avatar.joebiden.com/

Not that anyone would misuse the application….

— Dodsfall

So, Take A Wild Guess What Democrats Are Pushing Hardest For?

America’s Hidden Voting Epidemic? Mail Ballot Failures
Fox News | April 17, 2020 | Hans A. von Spakovsky, J. Christian Adams

A new report has revealed how vulnerable voting by mail can be. It should alarm all who are pushing for all-mail elections: Based on federal data from the U.S. Election Assistance Commission, millions of mail ballots were never counted as completed votes.

According to the commission’s 2016 report, for example, more mail ballots were misdirected and unaccounted for than the margin of votes between Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Trump. She had 2.9 million more votes, yet 6.5 million ballots were misdirected or unaccounted for by the states. In other words, for every vote that Hillary won over the eventual president nationally, more than twice as many mail ballots disappeared or went to the wrong addresses.

The data demonstrate the danger of putting the presidential election into the hands of the U.S. Postal Service, as well as the problems with inaccurate and out-of-date voter registration lists.

An analysis by the Public Interest Legal Foundation of federal election survey data draws a startling picture for any policymaker or stressed bureaucrat daring to look: 32 million mail ballots effectively disappeared, went to the wrong house, or were rejected since 2012. This includes all-mail voting states like Oregon and Washington, as well as absentee ballots in other states.

Taking into account the 2012, 2014, 2016, and 2018 federal general elections, 28.3 million mail ballots disappeared after officials gave them to the U.S. Postal Service. There are numerous problems to point fingers at and many explanations as to what happened to these ballots, but the bottom line is simple: tens of millions of ballots were lost in the mail voting system on a scale not seen at polling places.

Over the same time period, federal data show that 2.7 million ballots were sent to the wrong addresses. The causes are fewer here: as more states try to automate the mail participation process by mailing ballots to all registered voters, they become increasingly reliant on voter registration rolls that are highly inaccurate. If a state is not staying on top of registrants who die or move elsewhere, they are likely sending ballots to outdated addresses by default.

And to the extent that individuals are mistakenly registered more than once in the same state — and there is plenty of evidence that such errors occur — certain voters may be receiving multiple ballots.

The third alarming trend is the rise in mail ballot rejections. These are cases where ballots are sent, completed (by someone at a particular address, not necessarily the voter), and returned to election officials — yet were rejected for various reasons, most commonly because the signature on the absentee ballot envelope does not match the signature of the voter on his or her registration form.

If you vote by mail, in contrast to polling places, there is no one to help you and fix a mistake. Mail voting mistakes are fatal to your vote.

The city of Chicago’s election department has been silent about mail ballot failures for eight years running, for example. So was the state of Oregon, which withheld data for “unknown” (the category where a state doesn’t know what happened to a ballot) for the 2014 and 2016 elections.

In 2018, however, Oregon mailed out over 2.8 million ballots, according to the EAC report. Roughly 60,200 were “undeliverable,” raising serious questions about the accuracy of the state’s voter registration list. Almost 870,000 ballots are listed in the “unknown” category. That means the failure rate of Oregon’s mail balloting system was more than 32 percent.

I Don’t Care Who You Are, That’s Cool, Right There

Dust devils skittering across Mars (courtesy of NASA):

Kubrick’s dead, so it can’t be him faking this.

No One Is Allowed Close Enough To Read the Fine Print. …Risk of Contagion, You Know

no, No, No, NO!

A.R.T. intimidates life:

Upcoming 1776 Revival to Feature Entirely Female, Nonbinary, Trans, Genderqueer Company
Theater Mania | April 16, 2020 | David Gordon

American Repertory Theatre has announced casting for its upcoming production of Sherman Edwards and Peter Stone’s 1776, directed by Diane Paulus and choreographed by Jeffrey L. Page. The entire multiracial company is made up of artists who identify as female, genderqueer, nonbinary, or trans.

Don’t we hold certain truths to be self-evident?

The song “It Plays the Violin” will leave the audience confused.

Submitted for Your Approval: How Not To Be Seen

Submitted by Slapout:

Bacon!

There’s someone over on freerepublic.com who has been posting these “Word For Word With Joe Biden” images. Up till now, I haven’t posted them, because it wasn’t clear where they were coming from. Now I know. I’ll post more if I run across them.

Posted on 4/17/2020, 1:51:47 PM by dead:

When I noticed that the media often quotes what they think Biden meant to say, I started creating these literal word for word transcriptions of what he ACTUALLY says. This is who the Democrat Party is running to be leader of the free world.

— https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3836141/posts

Bonus quote:

The question: “Looking at the president’s new plan for reopening the country in phases, it’s up to the states. But what do you think, Mr. Vice President? What do you think, Mr. Biden, about what you heard today from the White House?”

BIDEN: I — I don’t quite understand why we’re taking so long to do the kinds of things that — that have to be done. Um… You know, there’s a, uh… During World War (pause) II, uh, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing, uh, that, uh, you know, was totally different than a… than the… this… He called… He called it a… You know, the World War II! He had the world — the — the — the War Production Board.

Joe Biden Doesn’t Know Where He Is
The Rush Limbaugh Show | April 17,2020

Row All You Want, Dude — You Ain’t Going Anywhere

Self-Korantined

Submitted by Slapout:

Caption This!

For those of you missing your midday creativity exercise… Caption this:

Musical Interlude

Well, since we already had a Straight Line of the Day (see 12:00 a.m.), here’s something almost as good.

“Bach is an astronomer, discovering the marvelous stars,

Beethoven challenges the universe.

I only try to express the heart and soul of man.”

— Frederick Chopin

I stumbled across this quote, while stumbling across this performance (I stumble a lot):

It’s 44:12 long. Perfect for playing in the background as you surf the net.

Best of, a timely question

A bit of a break from the Bond themed voting. Today’s poll is to ask, what part of the day do you like best? This is just time wise of course, not super specific, just some common parts known by all. So, please indicate your choice and remember, you will be timed.

Which do you prefer?

  • Morning (24%, 29 Votes)
  • Dusk (19%, 23 Votes)
  • Night (15%, 18 Votes)
  • Pre-Dawn (13%, 16 Votes)
  • Dawn (13%, 16 Votes)
  • Afternoon (9%, 11 Votes)
  • Midday (3%, 4 Votes)
  • Midnight (3%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 121

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Cord Cutting Time

I’ve taken on the task of helping my mother cut her Comcast bill way back. Seems she realized she hardly ever watched anything on cable. In fact, the only stuff she watches on cable are the local channels that she would be able to pick up out of Savannah if she had a big enough antenna. Kinda like she used to do back in the 50s, 60s, and 70s (my parents got cable in the very early 80s). Anyway, she wants to cut back on that $194/month she pays Comcast.

So, I’m studying and figuring out how best to make it all happen. I think we got it figured out. As long as it’s cheaper (it will be, by far) and she can still watch People’s Court, everything will be fine.

[The YouTube]

We’ve ordered a cable modem and an Ooma telephone device to allow the cutting back of Internet, TV, and telephone. She currently subscribes to Hulu (she loves that), and owns a TiVo (which she also loves, and is how she currently records People’s Court). She already has Google WiFi, so the wireless network won’t change.

It should be an easy enough change to make. And that extra $115/month in her pocketbook ought to keep her happy for a bit.

Straight Line of the Day: Panicdotal Evidence Suggests…

Straight Line of the Day: Panicdotal evidence suggests…