In case the NSA/Democrat web searchers failed to drill down into the comments on today’s suprisingly punctual Straight Line of the Day, I want to make sure they got the humor of these surprisingly funny comments. Maybe they won’t.
Bernie Sanders is a sad and bitter man. Millions of Americans are out of work and lining up for government handouts. Businesses are failing and going bankrupt. What he’s worked toward all his life – and failed to achieve – his Chinese comrades have accomplished in just a few weeks.
– DamnCat
— But he does like the end result, which is why, just in case the economy recovers, he is planning to market a line of exotic ingredient soups.
– Tankdemon
As I said in Monday’s Straight Line, who’s that knocking at the door?
“Surprisingly funny comments.”
Surprisingly?
Thank you for relieving me of my delusions of adequacy.
— Sorry. Bad choice of words.
All is forgiven. Have some bacon. ~
But keep your mitts off the tuna.
Well I certainly wasn’t expecting it to be funny.
I am not sure whether to categorize this as the jealous mewling of a self loathing cretin, or as the sober judgement of somebody who has read my previous comments.
Sounds about right, your indecision is surprisingly humorous.
I didn’t expect this to be some sort of Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody ever does.
How about the members of the Inquisition?
Torquemada doesn’t give the mission brief until after the birds are in the air.
But I expect that he knows where they are going.