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Archive of entries posted on 15th May 2020
Goes Without Saying — But They Won’t.
TSA Employee Spends Inordinate Amount of Time Scanning Female Passenger
Oh, wait: Here’s the real title:
Observations Unveil the Properties of Neutrino-Emitting Blazar’s Jet
by Tomasz Nowakowski , Phys.org / May 11, 2020
Moral:
Never wear a neutrino-emitting blazer to the airport.
Power Point
Setting the Record Straight
Turns Out Them Moslems Ain’t So Different From Us
Lexicon Border
Crie de Coors
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Play-doh! Play-doh?
Daylight come and me wan’ leave home
Play-, me say Play-, me say Play-, me say Play-, Me play Baio
Daylight come and me wan’ leave home
Work all night on a drink of rum
Daylight come and me wan’ leave home
Wrap bandana when de mornin’ come
Daylight come and me wan’ leave home
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Look like the Taliban wearing me bandana
Daylight come and me wan’ leave home
Count Chocula at seven, no Captain Crunch
Daylight come and me wan’ leave home.
Be like heaven to be Out to Lunch!
Daylight come and me wan’ leave home.
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Straight Line of the Day: The U.N. Is Shocked the World Didn’t Stop Fighting. Also a Shock to the U.N.:
Straight Line of the Day: The U.N. is shocked the world didn’t stop fighting. Also a shock to the U.N.:
Report: U.N. Call for Global Coronavirus Ceasefire a ‘Catastrophic Failure’
Breitbart.com | 5/11/2020 | Simon KentA call by the United Nations for a global ceasefire to help restore world peace and understanding during the Chinese coronavirus pandemic was branded “a catastrophic failure” Tuesday by Oxfam International.
The international charitable organization published a report saying the U.N. has been totally ignored in its efforts to be a peacebroker.
It outlined that fighting continues unabated across war-torn countries. . .
The report follows nearly two months after U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres’ initial appeal for an end to war . . .
Mussy TV!
Talking Baseball
It looks like we may actually get baseball going again here in the good ol’ USA. You know it’s “Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and polkas.”
But that might not be until July so your poll question of the day is this…
Are you watching Korean Baseball?
It’s being offered live real early in the morning, although the replays are in the afternoon. I watch it because I’m up anyway and, let’s face it, I NEED baseball. The whole rhythm of my Spring has been destroyed by this absurd lock down. So, how about you guys, you watching?
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