Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.

Specious Speeches…

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I Just Never Tire of This Stuff

Spam:

to obtain data about my presentation subject matter, which i am

You again?!? I literally don’t know how to respond to that.

First time visiting your website, I really like your web site!

I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that you choose one style and stick with it. Is it one word or two?

heard your post on google

Heard us on Google?

Whoops; I forgot about voice services for the blind. I jumped on that one too quickly.

New to IMAO?


Nope.

a nice and helpful piece off information.

Piece off? Peace out!

Harrumph!

World-class Olympic “Harrumph” finalist here. Don’t try to bum ten bucks off him.

Trust the Health Experts

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That’s “Doctor Wife”

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A Newark of Art

Jeez, you’d think that just once I could come up wth a final line for a poem…)

Lord, have mercy
On New Jersey
And all the libs therein
Heal the broken
From Hoboken….

From the Land O’ Likes

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Mask Logic

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An Oxymoron To Them

China Removes Phrase ‘Peaceful Reunification’ From Taiwan Document

News.Com.Au| May 28, 2020

Beijing has removed references to “peaceful reunification” with Taiwan from its annual work report . . . The past six work reports since President Xi Jinping took power in 2013 have signalled that any attempt to reunify Taiwan and China would be “peaceful”.

In an odd coincidence, the Democrats have done the same thing in reference to the rest of the U.S.

Straight Line of the Day: WUHAN FLU! (The Musical) Is in Development. To Play You, They Cast…

Per Rihar:

Straight Line of the Day: WUHAN FLU! (The Musical) is in development. To play you, they cast…

Yesterday, I was only kidding around with a black and white photo, but the Straight Line suggestions were better than the ones I had scheduled, so I’m using them.

I’m omitting c64wood’s suggestion, “Reasons why the IMAO staff cannot come up with a SLotD…” because I don’t want to hear the answer.

Please Stay Outside — Someone from IMAO Will Be With You Soon

Please wait to be escorted by two security guards with Germane shepherds. (They’re relevant.)

Now for something completely different.

Well for certain qualities of different.

Some Quarantine parody songs for y’all.

Enjoy.

“Invisible Enemy”?

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