… and I’m not talking about mere fraudulent votes, I’m talking about cats.
Deceased Cat Gets Voter Registration Application in Mail
AP / July 11, 2020
ATLANTA (AP) — In a presidential election year, there’s always a push to get people registered to vote.
For one Atlanta family, that push got a little interesting.
Ron Tims said he checked his mail Wednesday and found a voter registration application addressed to Cody Tims — his cat, who died 12 years ago.
“A great cat, indoor and outdoor, loved his family, loved his neighborhood. He was 18 and a half when he passed away,” Carol Tims told WAGA-TV.
The Tims were surprised, and a bit amused when they saw what Cody received in the mail.
“There’s a huge push but if they’re trying to register cats, I’m not sure who else they’re trying to register. I’m not sure if they’re trying to register dogs, mice, snakes,” Carol Tims said.The Secretary of State’s Office said the application did not come from its office and that third-party groups often use mailing lists to get names and addresses.
“Third-party groups all over the country are targeting Georgia to help register qualified individuals,” the Secretary of State’s Office said in a statement. “This group makes you wonder what these out-of-town activists are really doing. Make no mistake about it, this office is dedicated to investigating all types of fraud.”
The Secretary of State’s Office said it’s quite sure that even if Cody were still alive and showed up at the polls, he wouldn’t be allowed to vote since he does not have a license or state ID.
Unfortunately, his vote will be nullfied by a guy standing behind him with a laser pointer.
And fraud could neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever happen. Swearsies.
Unless this were a state that allowed mail-in ballots. Then the vaunted precautions that the Secretary of State’s office chuckled about would amount to nothing. [“he wouldn’t be allowed to vote since he does not have a license or state ID.”]
But no doubt it allows absentee voting, and this got there in time for that.
The owner, at the end of the article, said the cat was a “Demo-cat.” Was this mailed application kind of a temptation, without actually explicitly asking him to do what they were providing him the temptation to do?
In other words, did any Republican animals get voter registration forms? How many Democrat pets did? Exactly how did the journalist ascertain it was “one Atlanta family”?
Ah, but the fault in your otherwise impeccable logic is that Democrats don’t own pets as that is animal slavery and a wrongthink. And if they do, they would be canceled.