Straight Line of the Day: Have You Paid Your Taxes Yet? Posted by Oppo on 31 July 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Have you paid your taxes yet? Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
I’m not required to file, since I’ve begun identifying as a 501 (c) (3). Loading... Reply to this comment
Yep, the pizza faced soy-boy said I couldn’t have my Sausage Egg McMuffin until I did. Loading... Reply to this comment
Trick question! You start paying taxes with your first January check! But according to Harry Reid it’s voluntary (at the point of a gun). Loading... Reply to this comment
I use Schrodinger’s accountant. My taxes are both paid and unpaid until someone at the IRS observes otherwise. Loading... Reply to this comment
Have you paid your taxes yet? What are these Taxes of which you speak. Do they hurt? Loading... Reply to this comment
Have you paid your taxes yet? Of course, how else is the government going to afford to send me another check for $1200? Loading... Reply to this comment
Have you paid your taxes yet? I didn’t realize one of IMAO was a front for the IRS. I see through your little tricks, Mr. Auditor Dude. Loading... Reply to this comment
Ha ha! You must keep your dependents laughing all the time! How many of them would you say there are? Loading... Reply to this comment
Have you paid your taxes yet? But I did the census this year– doesn’t that cover it? Loading... Reply to this comment
Have you paid your taxes yet? Just tack mine on to Jeff Bezos’ bill. He won’t notice. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Ralph had only paid the tax on the money he stole when he shot that night clerk, we would call him Johnny 8 to 10. Loading... Reply to this comment
Dude… I’m on vacation, please do not bother me with such trivialities. Loading... Reply to this comment
“Fillin’ in my 1040’s In my white shorties How I got here I haven’t a clue…” Loading... Reply to this comment
I’m not required to file, since I’ve begun identifying as a 501 (c) (3).
Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
Yep, the pizza faced soy-boy said I couldn’t have my Sausage Egg McMuffin until I did.
I don’t need no Tackses. I’m gonna glue it.
Trick question! You start paying taxes with your first January check! But according to Harry Reid it’s voluntary (at the point of a gun).
Every breath I take; Every move I make
I use Schrodinger’s accountant. My taxes are both paid and unpaid until someone at the IRS observes otherwise.
Have you paid your taxes yet?
What are these Taxes of which you speak. Do they hurt?
Do they hurt?
Only if you think about what they are being used for.
Have you paid your taxes yet?
Of course, how else is the government going to afford to send me another check for $1200?
Have you paid your taxes yet?
I’m waiting until we have a vaccine.
Have you paid your taxes yet?
I didn’t realize one of IMAO was a front for the IRS. I see through your little tricks, Mr. Auditor Dude.
Ha ha! You must keep your dependents laughing all the time! How many of them would you say there are?
Have you paid your taxes yet?
But I did the census this year– doesn’t that cover it?
Have you paid your taxes yet?
Just tack mine on to Jeff Bezos’ bill. He won’t notice.
Nobody expects the Taxes Inquisition
I pay, and I pay
Die a little ev’ry day…
Why should we pay taxes? We’re all gonna die of Covid anyway.
If Ralph had only paid the tax on the money he stole when he shot that night clerk, we would call him Johnny 8 to 10.
Dude… I’m on vacation, please do not bother me with such trivialities.
“Fillin’ in my 1040’s
In my white shorties
How I got here I haven’t a clue…”